My boss always laughed at my jokes at work but since the pandemic she never laughs at them in Zoom chats. I asked her why doesn't she laugh at them anymore.
She replied, "Because your jokes aren't remotely funny."
One time I posted 10 jokes in a row, hoping at least one would make Dads laugh on r/dadjokes
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
How can I get someone to hang out with me, laugh at each other’s jokes, and maybe share some fun platonic experiences together throughout our lives?
You'll laugh at almost anything, but when I joke about how a noisy animal has become a synonym for silence...
Why didn’t the monster laugh at the ghosts joke?
Because he was full of sheet.
I'm really bad at getting a laugh with a joke about USPS.
It always gets lost in the delivery.
My brother and I laugh at how competitive we were as kids.
Haha made me laugh at my own meme
Why didn’t my boyfriend laugh at my awesome ice cream joke?
Because he was laughtose intolerant
Today at dinner, my little brother asked me who a skeleton’s favorite celebrity is. I asked who, then he proceeded to Skeletor laugh and say....
There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.
I didn’t expect to laugh at these, but they have groan on me.
What do you call a group of dogs that don’t laugh at your jokes?
No one ever laughs at my sausage jokes.
probably because they're the wurst
Every week, at a comedy club I tell a joke about Peter Pan and nobody laughs.
No one laughs at my “bring an extra pair of pants when you go golfing” joke.
I guess “hole-in-one” jokes are sub-par.
Made my girlfriend laugh at first, then make a pained sound when she got it. 10/10 dad joke in my opinion.
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My wife and I always laugh at how competitive we are
I know this awesome guy who created a perfect joke everyone still laughs at after 34 years.
Thanks for everything, dad.
Actually made me laugh gender fluid means you arent binary to one gender and transgender mean you do not identify as the gender assigned to you at birth
I was driving this girl to her house and told her that I wasn't good with directions, she laugh at me...
So I just right her left there.
Y’all better laugh at my pun or I will PUNch You
I told almost a dozen dad jokes yesterday, and I hoped at least one would get a laugh.
People used to laugh at me because I wanted to be a comedian.
Well nobody’s laughing now!
I always laugh at this whenever I rewatch the episodes. Idk why I find this so funny lol
Why did the necromancer laugh at the ritual sacrifice?
He misplaced his sacrificial bones with his HUMERUS ones!!!
I like bird jokes...they always seem to get at least a laugh or two
Except the fowl ones...those don’t always land
I heard a really funny joke at our mandatory meeting at work. But when I retell it, no one laughs.
I guess you had to be there.
I made a lady laugh at work. I asked her why she was returning these kids clothes and she said she husband didn't like them. I replied that he must be very tiny.
What kind of cookies laugh at everything?
My girlfriend asked me why I always laugh at my father when he gets food stuck in his throat.
The answer is simple, I just find dad chokes hilarious.
Got a groan and a laugh at work today
So I had a table say they had a hair in their food. I went and apologized and said I would remake it immediately. I brought it out to the table and I told them the secret ingredient I used this time was NAIR. The dad laughed, the mom groaned, and the kid asked what NAIR was, the mom said it was "Hair Remover". The look on the kid's face when she recognized the joke was amazing.... Best shift of my life.
So for the past several days, I've been sending my friend a dad joke per day. I hoped at least one would make him laugh.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
(And yes, I really did, just to make this joke to him. The resulting groan was worth the ten-day setup :p)
Why didn't anyone laugh at the TV's joke?
Because it wasn't even remote-ly funny.
Why did the Russian Leader laugh at the bad joke?
Man: Your honor, my wife never laughs at my Star Wars jokes...
Judge: Say no more, may divorce be with you!
Why couldn't the comedian laugh at his own jokes?
He was laugh-tose intolerant.
Someone had the nerve to laugh at my enormous hands
I killed him with my bear hands.
When my son didn't laugh at a fart joke during a trip to the Egyptian History Museum, I realized we had drifted apart.
Now we don't even have a toot in common.
To all those who love to laugh at a pun!
Did you hear about the guy who sent ten puns to friends, in the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did
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