Lans Puns

A list of puns related to "Lans"

I dont understand why Lans Armstrong is such a good cyclist

He should be named Legstrong

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👤︎ u/Hornyonion
📅︎ Jun 09 2022
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I named my son Lan

I think it will help us stay connected

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👤︎ u/Pickled_Ramaker
📅︎ Sep 02 2022
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Computer's frozen
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👤︎ u/Blu-Zoo-18
📅︎ Jan 24 2023
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In Australia a computer Local Area Network is called

The LAN down under.

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Jan 16 2023
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What do you call the new car smell in a Tesla?

The “Elon” Musk

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👤︎ u/icrbact
📅︎ Aug 12 2022
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so many choices
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👤︎ u/SailorNebula
📅︎ Jun 07 2021
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[OC] Guess The Pun #48 - Watch the sideeye, Sass-lan... v.redd.it/nu5tipb4mjl41
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👤︎ u/monarang
📅︎ Mar 09 2020
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Que s'est-il passé en l'an 1111 ?

L'invasion des Huns

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👤︎ u/Papapac
📅︎ Aug 17 2019
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What’s a cows favorite movie?

Moo-lan.

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👤︎ u/jotarosmother
📅︎ Apr 23 2022
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I was trying to convince my Dad to let me have a LAN Party while they're gone.

Me: There would be at the most 16 of us.

Dad: 16! For your first party?

Me: I mean Dad, its a LAN party and nothing stupid would be going on.

Dad: I don't care if it's a Land party or a Sea Party!

He then started laughing and I walked away.

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👤︎ u/24bones3
📅︎ Aug 13 2013
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Ah!
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👤︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
📅︎ Oct 27 2017
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What do you call a 3ft network cable?

A LAN yard

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👤︎ u/vldl_fan
📅︎ Mar 08 2022
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Have you seen the new Disney movie about cows playing video games together?

It's called "Moo-LAN".

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👤︎ u/bobskimo
📅︎ Apr 20 2022
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Requesting Help with a WiFi Pun

I’m sending out a call to help me get a great pun for my routers name. All applicants are appreciated.

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👤︎ u/MatthewL625
📅︎ Jun 15 2019
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Wifi puns
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👤︎ u/Taricool777
📅︎ Jan 25 2019
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wi-fi dad jokes imgur.com/Jn4DhSM
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👤︎ u/SpiffyFlinger
📅︎ Jun 21 2016
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Cat5 o' ninetails
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👤︎ u/ServalSpots
📅︎ Nov 07 2018
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I once met a girl from Wales who had 36 Double D's

It was a really, really hard name to pronounce.

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👤︎ u/Scottish_Hot_Rod
📅︎ Jun 26 2021
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My internet router is in my basement.

You could say that I come from a LAN down under.

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👤︎ u/Echtersessel0361
📅︎ Mar 24 2021
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Had to laugh when I saw this cleverly named WiFi network
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👤︎ u/MrJinglesCircusFund
📅︎ Aug 06 2017
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I'm getting to be a typical old man. My kid brings her friends around and log on with their phones.

Get off my LAN!!

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👤︎ u/TheAzrael2013
📅︎ May 16 2021
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Who trains cats?

Caesar Mew-lan

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👤︎ u/SaltyLogic
📅︎ May 07 2021
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I met a guy from Australia who works in IT

I asked: Do you come from a LAN down under

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👤︎ u/targaryenrastafarian
📅︎ Jul 06 2020
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Why couldn't Leonardo DiCaprio browse the internet while doing Inception ?

Because it was made by NoLAN

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👤︎ u/MontagoDK
📅︎ Sep 14 2020
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Hey kids! Get in here! We're playing Quake with a bunch of cows, and then watching a Disney live action remake about a legendary female warrior!

It's our Moo-LAN party!

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👤︎ u/phish_tacos
📅︎ Mar 25 2020
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Why was Christopher Nolan unable to share his movies?

Because he had NO-LAN!

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👤︎ u/farrukhsshah
📅︎ Dec 17 2019
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For all you IT workers out there...

Heard this masterpiece today after a virus prompted all office users to shut down and prevent it from spreading:

The Trojans are coming! One of by LAN, two if by c:!

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👤︎ u/defectiveburger
📅︎ Sep 13 2016
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What's the worst school for old school nostalgic gamers?

NYU LAN-gone

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👤︎ u/LightSpeedFM
📅︎ Dec 08 2018
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The Local Area Network in Australia is known as the LAN down under
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👤︎ u/TheManCaveGamer
📅︎ Jul 15 2017
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What do you call a local network in Australia?

The LAN down under.

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👤︎ u/Captainjbao
📅︎ Sep 21 2019
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I met a guy from Australia who works in IT.

I said, "Do you come from a LAN down under?"

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👤︎ u/probabilitydoughnut
📅︎ Mar 15 2019
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