I've started a business selling landmines, disguised as doormats.

The prophets are going through the roof.

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👤︎ u/CarlFG1100
📅︎ Sep 09 2019
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I just started a company selling landmines that look like prayer mats.

Prophets are going through the roof!

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📅︎ Jul 19 2018
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What was Reddit's reaction to stepping on a landmine?

Holy shit this blew up

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📅︎ Oct 27 2015
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What is it called when a cow steps on a landmine?

Udder destruction!

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👤︎ u/WorkMode
📅︎ Jul 11 2015
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Dog Turd Shopping Spree

Kids were out in the yard cleaning up their dogs landmines with a scooper and putting it in a wheelbarrow.

Middle daughter (Pushing wheelbarrow) : Mom, it's like a cart for poops.

Wife : It's a shopping cart for doggie poops.

Me (Looks wife like shes lost her mind) : Jesus woman, HOW MUCH SHIT DID YOU BUY ?

Right over the kids' heads.

E* Spelling.

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📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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