I've started a business selling landmines, disguised as doormats.

The prophets are going through the roof.

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👤︎ u/CarlFG1100
📅︎ Sep 09 2019
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I just started a company selling landmines that look like prayer mats.

Prophets are going through the roof!

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📅︎ Jul 19 2018
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What was Reddit's reaction to stepping on a landmine?

Holy shit this blew up

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📅︎ Oct 27 2015
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What is it called when a cow steps on a landmine?

Udder destruction!

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👤︎ u/WorkMode
📅︎ Jul 11 2015
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