A (coo)l pun
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︎ Jul 30 2020
An (L)Iambic Pentameter
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︎ Oct 13 2020
What does Samuel L Jackson order at the Bagel Bakery?
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︎ Sep 26 2020
On my death bed Iβl request to be moved to a tub full of pees just before I die so people can say βmay he rest in peesβ
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︎ Aug 22 2020
I went to get a haircut on Saturday but the line outside was huge when l got there.
Then the owner came out giving free burgers and hotdogs to everybody there.
It was the best barber queue ever!
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︎ Aug 31 2020
Be sure to use Pure L if you are unable to wash your hands!
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︎ Aug 25 2020
If Lβil Wayne did comedy...
Would we call him... LOL Wayne?
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︎ Aug 17 2020
Teacher asked βWhat is the formula of water?β Student said βH I J K L M N Oβ teacher said βthatβs not the formula of waterβ
Student said βyou said the formula was H to Oβ.
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︎ May 28 2020
Mike Tyson and I were talking about our friend Sarah who had just gotten into town. I asked, "so, how did she get from L.A. to here?" He replied...
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︎ Aug 19 2020
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
Spelling An L
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︎ Jun 04 2020
My daughter got the letters Y and U tattooed on one buttock and the letters L and G tattooed on the other...
It's one messed up, ugly ass tattoo.
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︎ Jun 29 2020
When L died on Death Note,
My eyes became very Watari, because I knew the end was Near.
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︎ May 14 2020
Why is R scared of L
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︎ Apr 14 2020
*whispers* b i o l o g y p u n s . . .
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︎ Feb 08 2020
L Mao!
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︎ Jan 28 2020
What common chemical compound can be represented: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O
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︎ Feb 29 2020
No L
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︎ Jan 01 2020
T I T L E
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︎ Nov 18 2019
In the word Laughter, the letter L comes first
the rest of the letters come aughter it.
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︎ Jul 26 2019
Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before?
/r/ShouldIbuythisgame/comβ¦
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︎ Mar 27 2020
What does Samuel L. Jackson call his dad?
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︎ Jul 18 2019
A L L C A P S
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︎ Dec 21 2018
T I T L E
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︎ Jun 26 2019
You don't often see "turtles" spelled T-U-R-D-l-e-s
because they're an endangered feces
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︎ Jan 12 2020
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
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︎ Nov 08 2019
Why did l push your Friend?
Because she was so down to earth.
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︎ Feb 05 2020
Why doesn't Samuel L. Jackson get hungry when he travels?
He brings snacks on a plane.
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︎ Nov 30 2019
Iβm hoping L is J/K.
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︎ Jul 30 2018
Took an L over there
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︎ Jun 03 2019
Hot L.A. girl nudes
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︎ Aug 23 2019
Why is there a L in Noel if it is Noel?
*sorry if it's been posted before
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︎ Aug 12 2018
Que s'est-il passΓ© en l'an 1111 ?
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︎ Aug 17 2019
s i l v e r w a r e
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︎ Jun 04 2019
βNo-Lβ Christmas cup!
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︎ Nov 18 2018
I finally found it! Where Monty Python and Indiana Jones have failed, Iβve brought back the Holy Gray L.
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︎ Jul 23 2018
Thereβs an L in Noel even though there is Noel
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︎ Nov 22 2018
What if L from Death note was dumb?
That would make him a weight.
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︎ Jul 13 2019
Say hello Reddit to my cat Kelli. Spelled K E L L I, with one I.
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︎ Sep 10 2018
I once had to play a psychopath in a play. I thought I could come across as crazy if I huffed a l load of women's body spray before I got on stage.
But in hindsight, I was just acting on Impulse.
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︎ Aug 06 2019
My sons H (5) and L (3) wake up yesterday morning...
L: Daddy?
Me: Yes, sweety
L: I, hungry
H, without missing a beat: Hi hungry, I'm H!
I've never been prouder.
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︎ Jun 30 2019
Just flew in from L.A!
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︎ Jun 13 2019
My Dad said, βlβll never use a bidet...
... seems like a half-assed shower.β
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︎ Apr 12 2019
Samuel L. Jackson was having trouble getting his laptop to work in an English Pub
It was making him a bit angry. After one last failed attempt to get the laptop to work he angrily walks up to a smart looking English fellow, in a loud voice he asks:
English motherfucker do you speak IT?
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︎ Apr 03 2018
A tap dancing career is one L away from a lap dancing career...
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︎ Dec 13 2018
My friend was bragging about his new L-shaped sofa, so I told him I had one too.
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︎ Nov 20 2018
I just saw V, X and L walking around aimlessly.
I can't stand Roaming numerals.
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︎ Jan 21 2019
Today during a spelling test, asked a small human, βHow do you spell crocodile?β They said βK-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-Lβ. I told them that was incorrect.
They responded, βMaybe I did, but you asked how I spell it.β
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︎ Jan 31 2019
What is the difference between a SCAR-H and a SCAR-L?
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︎ Mar 08 2019
S To The Izzo, L To The Izzay
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︎ Aug 01 2017
I've been growing a beard for four months. At first I wasn't sure if l liked it.
But it's really grown on me.
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︎ Apr 19 2018
Why did Harry Potter fail his O.W.L.S?
Because he didn't use a spell checker!
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︎ Oct 28 2016
What letters come between I and L?
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︎ Jul 22 2016
My son Fawad insists on playing Li'l Jon at high volume on his computer.
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︎ Jul 11 2016
L. Ron Hubbardβs illness:
he was a dianetic and kept his insulin in the cupboard.
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︎ Jul 15 2013
In the word Laughter, the letter L comes first
the rest of the letters come aughter it.
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︎ Jul 26 2019
Why is there L in Noel if there is Noel?
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︎ May 21 2017
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