Know All Puns

But very few people know his brother Frank was a monster.

I call it a Dad-a-Base

It's their Denmark.

...in a dad-a-base

His doctor told him to get three square meals a day.

Because if they were boys and we’d call them uncles.

He got home he reached up for the door knob and opened the door, crawled upstairs and into his bed with his wife. His wife in the morning said “Why were you out all night?” He said “How did you find out?”

She said “The bar called. They said you left your wheelchair again”.

They’re bay bees.

I find it absolutely vaccinating

Minneapolis.

It’s completely safe with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and im currently feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши.

Pencil-vania.

the lowercases ._.

It’s thinly sliced cabbage

...he’s really a big lyre.

Put him in a treehouse. That way, he would be Tree-Beck instead.

Because they’re all head bangers. (Credit to my 11 year old).

I love that the real dad jokes are the dad's trying to make a second joke based on the post haha. None of them are funny, they're all dry as the Sahara Desert, but like all good dad's, they're determined to keep trying.

Keep it up you silly gooses!

But I dont know Y.

Because they're all not 'C's.

They get really annoyed

Benjamin Franklin was the greatest US President.

Data

Sneezy is getting kicked out the seven dwarfs.

It’s so they can Scandinavian

At least until he met an anti fun gal.

A dad-a base

I gotta say, his sense of humor has gotten higher these days.

But Patrick is the star

Because they stopped karing

The steaks are high

...in a dad - a - base

In a dad-a--base

In the dad-a-base

But have you heard of Cole’s Law? It’s thinly sliced cabbage

In a dadabase....

Minneapolis

Minneapolis?

A dad-a base

Minneapolis?

...but his brother Frank was a monster.

But I can’t find where the Minneapolis

I store them in my dad-a-base.

It’s thinly sliced cabbage.

A dad-a-base