Knott's Puns

I reply, "It's Knott."

Kids in unison "Awww."

Goes with the bartender and says

>"Give me your best beer!"

but the bartender replies

>"Sorry, but we give no service to ropes, please leave this place"

so the rope leaves, and decides to knot itself to be a totally different being.

So the rope goes back with the bartender, and the bartender says

>"Aren't you the rope i just kicked out of here?"

and the rope says:

>"I'm a frayed knott"

When I was in grade school, we had a field day and I was told to bring some pylons to a teacher I didn't know.

I went up to a male teacher and asked him if he was Mr. Knott and he responded with, "I am Knott".

I was confused by the response for far too long.