A list of puns related to "Knock Knock Joke"
The no-bell prize
He won the no-bell prize!
Me- "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Dad- "Why"
Me- "To get to the idiots house BAHAHA"
Dad- "That's stupid"
Me- "Fine this one is better, Knock Knock"
Dad- "Who's there"
Me- "The chicken :)"
Because freedom rings
Should get a 'No-bel' prize
Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? No! Owl goes who. Car goes Beep! Beep!
Knock-knock.
>!Who's there?!<
Edit: my son told me this. I was confused at why I had to start it and then cracked up when he said “who’s there?”
Knock knock....... Who’s there?....... Howie........ Howie who?.......... Howie doing?
Knock knock........ Who’s there?........ Howie........ Howie who? .......... I’m doing pretty good, thanks.
Knock Knock / Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh—
Moooooooo!
There should be a Trump version.
Knock knock / Who's there?
Interrupting Trump.
Interrupting Trump wh—
Fake moos!
Everyone knows the interrupting cow knock knock joke but we like making up KKJs for other cows. Here are some of ours; please add more so I can continue to surprise and delight the young people near and dear to me. TIA!
(Obviously each joke goes "Knock knock" etc. I'll just write the "cow" part and the punchline)
French cow: le moo
Backwards cow: oom
Upside down cow: woo
Sad cow: moo hoo hoo
Ghost cow: moo-oo-oo-oooo
Police cow: moo ee oo ee oo ee oo
Cow on a motorbike: (make zooming moo)
Cow in disguise: Baa
Horse in disguise: Moo
Invisible cow: (quickly cover child's eyes) Moo
Inaudible cow:
Second dog leaps up and goes berserk...
He got a no-bell prize
Me: Knock knock
Reddit: Who's there?
Me: Wu
Reddit: Wu, who?
Me: Woohoo, it's my blue triangle day!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Your dad
Your dad who?
Your dad who left you
Knock Knock
Chancellor Palpatine:”who’s there”
Mysterious voice:”Wind”
Chancellor Palpatine:”Wind who?”
Mace Windu :”In the name of the galactic senate you’re under arrest, Chancellor”
Jehovah's witnesses
Well, he won the No-bell prize.
They don't have the thyme for that, just cumin.
....because freedom rings.
Edit: wow this is getting decent attention, Happy Brexit 1776 everyone!
Edit 2: top 50 all time on r/dadjokes and I'm not even a dad yet!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Okay, W-H-O.
Should get a No-Bell prize. 😅🤣😎✌.
He just won the NOBELL prize
Should get a no bell prize
should get a no-bell prize.
Should get a no bell prize.
He won the nobell prize
They deserve a no bell prize
He won the "No-Bell Prize"
should get a no bell prize.
Should win a no-bell prize
He won the Nobel prize
He won the Nobel Prize!
Because freedom rings.
He won the no bell prize.
should get a no bell prize.
The no bell prize
.. Should receive a no bell prize.
He won the 'no-bell' prize."
He won THE NO BELL PRIZE
He won the No-bell prize
Maybe the no bell prize
He won the "no-bell" prize.
He won the NO-BELL prize
Knock knock
Who’s there
....
Second dog leaps up and goes berserk...
It was a nobel prize
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