Knee Jerk Puns

A list of puns related to "Knee Jerk"

My doctor friend is addicted to hitting his patients on their knees to check their reflexes.

He really gets a kick out of it.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 08 2020
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A ventriloquist is performing with his dummy on the lap.

He’s telling a dumb blonde joke when a young platinum haired beauty jumps to feet, “what gives you the right to stereotype blondes that way?”she demands. “What does hair color have to do with my worth as a human being?”

Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to stammer an apology

“You keep out of this! She yells, “I’m talking to that little jerk on your knee!”

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👤︎ u/crazyfortaco
📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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Why do dwarfs laugh when they run

Because the grass tickles there balls

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👤︎ u/Treegut6
📅︎ Jul 31 2019
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My tongue swelled up after eating dehydrated patella

The doctor said it was a knee jerk reaction

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👤︎ u/hotsprings1234
📅︎ Nov 04 2019
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I told my doctor not to test my reflexes when I went to get my last physical.

I didn’t want to have a knee-jerk reaction

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👤︎ u/YinYangMojo
📅︎ Aug 25 2018
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My doctor friend is addicted to hitting his patients on their knees to test their reflexes.

He really gets a kick out of it.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 28 2019
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As a doctor, I’m addicted to hitting my patients on the knees to test their reflexes.

I really get a kick out of it.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 26 2018
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