Kirschwasser Puns

Years ago, when I was young and innocent and knew nothing about spirits but happened to be in the Black Forest region of Germany, I bought a cheap bottle of kirschwasser. I remember it tasting bad, like alcohol and not much else.

Is there such a thing as good kirschwasser? That's available in America? I noticed my local liquor store carries Clear Creek, but haven't tried it.

caveat: I am not (yet) a brandy connoisseur, and am most familiar with Laird's and a couple Cognacs (Pierre Ferrand 1840, Ararat). But I like those and all manner of other aromatic and flavorful spirits, from tequila to whiskey to baijiu.

SPOILER.

Why did Albedo murder all of the Kirschwasser after discovering MOMO's existence? Like what motive was this to MOMO? Was it just to shock and appall her?

Hi Freiburgers!

I bought a large bottle of Kirschwasser while in Freiburg on holiday in the summer. My question is how long does it stay 'good quality' for once the bottle is opened? I want to drink some at Christmas but I wouldn't mind opening it now (as it might help with a bad cough!). Do you think if I open it now it will still taste good at Christmas?

Regards

What mixed drinks would you recommend for kirschwasser?

So I am about to make a new 100ml of MD LSD and I have a few questions. It is not my first time doing this but its my first time using alcohol in the mix.

So I plan to end up with a resulting 100ml solution. This is what I have available:

• Pharmaceutical demineralized water
• Little vodka bottle (like the ones you get on a plane) - Wodka Gorbachov 40% Alc.
• Little Kirschwasser bottle (spirit similar to schnapps or even vodka. Common in Germany and Austria) also 40% alc. Also clear as Vodka.
• 120mcg and a 150 mcg tab

My questions:

• will the kirschwasser work too? i like the taste of kirschwasser more than the taste of vodka. Also, i wanted to do something new.

• how much demineralized water and how much vodka/kirschwasser? I was thinking of 60ml water and 40ml of vodka/kirschwasser(?)

• i always get reflux the days i microdose, is it the acid or is it the demineralized water i use?

and someone help me figuing out how much mcg LSD would be in each ML if i use (A) 120mcg tab or (B) 150mcg tab?

thanks !!

Do your worst!

It really does, I swear!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

Black Forest Cake aka Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte. My baking skills are poor so I need to find somewhere that sells it. However, I've searched high and low (in reality, looked at a couple of websites and checked bakeries in Tripla), and cannot find them anywhere.

Does anyone share my love of this delicious thing? Perhaps there's a German out there that had managed to get their hands on one...

Help me before I waste 30€ and half a day attempting to make one.

They’re on standbi

Buenosdillas

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

Why

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved