I was kidnaped by mimes once.
They did unspeakable things too me!
My wife was kidnapped by a mime
He did unspeakable things to her
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school today?
Did you hear about the kidnapping?
Nevermind, he woke up. (I saw this in a youtube video by Mishkali titled "Attack on Titan Dad Jokes" I'm not sure if she made the joke herself, but credit goes to whoever did.)
There was a kidnapping in school
The person who had once kidnapped me got released after serving 10 years in prison. Since then, I secretly follow him to his house every single day without his knowledge.
I guess I'm suffering from 'stalk home' syndrome.
Did tou hear about the kidnapping at school?
No need to worry. He eventually woke up.
Saw a kidnapping at the local park this morning
He must’ve been knackered, even his mum couldn’t wake him up
There was a kidnapping at my son’s school this week.
Fortunately he woke up after half an hour.
Told to me this morning by my 9yo son - I was very proud!
Mimes kidnapped me recently
They committed unspeakable crimes.
When I told the story to the detective, he has speechless.
My friend Herb was kidnapped!
I just received a ransom call from a unrecognized number asking if I want to get Herb alive
I saw a bunch of crooks kidnap a blind man.
Safe to say he did not see that coming.
I witnessed a kidnapping at the park the other day
He woke up like 5 minutes later tho
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school?
It was a short nap, only about 20 minutes.
8yo nephew's an early bloomer. Gets home, tells his dad, "There was a kidnaping at school today." Dad: "What!?!" 8yo, dead serious, -
"It's okay, dad... He woke up." Doesn't even smile. Walks away.
I have seen a kidnapping.
I decided to let the kid sleep
There was a kidnapping at my work today !
It's ok, my boss' son woke up eventually
We had a kidnapping at our school the other day
They got a whole 20 minutes in before the teacher woke him up
There’s was a kidnapping in the mall yesterday!
He woke up.
(A true classic)
I just witnessed a kidnapping.
News from a Brazilian tabloid: “Jhon Lennon kidnaps bus and passengers scream HELP”
Dad: Hey son did you know that there was a kidnapping at a school today?
Son: What happened
Father: The teacher woke him up
"Not violent"Did you hear about the kidnapping in school?
The teacher had to wake him up
Someone kidnapped the Easter Bunny, hoping to steal his stash of candy. But the Bunny was steadfast and wouldn't talk.
Couldn't get a Peep out of him.
I was kidnapped by mimes once
They did unspeakable things to me
Did you guys hear about the kidnapping at school?
I stopped a kidnapping today..
Did you here about the kidnapping in school?
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
Did you hear about that kidnapping?
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school?
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school?
Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday?
I saw a kidnapping!
I decided to let him sleep.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
I saw a kidnapping today.. Decided to let him sleep
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
I was kidnapped by a mime. The things he did to me were...
I was kidnapped by a group of mimes.
They did unspeakable things to me.
Did you here about the kidnapping at school today???
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the nursery?
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It's all okay, he woke up.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It's okay, the teacher woke him up!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school?
It’s okay, he woke up....
Did you hear about the school kidnapping
It was alright he woke up
There was a kidnapping at school the other day
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