Kates Puns

That would be a Pippa violation.

......and the second one Duplikate.

Moral of the story is you can’t have your Kate and Edith too

DupliKate

DupliKate

She's Late.

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...she felt "crestfallen."

I told her that I wanted to name the first one Kate. She asked what I wanted to name the second one. I answered Duplicate.

He didn’t want to marry Kate and Ashley.

Kate and Edith. They both found out pretty quick... taught me a good lesson... You can’t have your Kate and Edith too.

You can't have your Kate and Edith too.

Their names were Edith and Kate. And neither one knew of the other.

The baker loved them both, but couldn't decide on who to remain loyal to.

When the women found out about their shared man, rather than fight, they decided to compromise.

The baker was thrilled because he finally could have his Kate and Edith too.

This guy I know sent his buddy 10 puns in hopes that one would make him laugh...but no pun in ten did.

I'll just show myself out.

I was catching up on what I had missed in last week's Bible study. I asked who made tea last week. I got an answer of "Kate" with perplexed looks. "That's terrible!" I responded. "We're studying Hebrews"

Groans ensued.

I remember telling my dad when Matt Bellamy of the band Muse proposed to Kate Hudson, the ring he gave her was worth $500,000. My dad responded, "Well, I bet that put a supermassive black hole in his wallet!" and then proceeded to stare at me with the open-mouthed smile of a dad who's just made a dad joke and is awaiting a reaction. I groaned, hard.

I replied "of course not, you're Kate!" (Wife's name).

My sister, my dad, and I were waiting for our table at a restaurant. Dad sees my sister with her new Kate Spade purse.

Dad: "Why did you take that Kate girl's purse? It even has her name on it!"

....and the second one Duplikate.

And I'll name the other DupliKate

........and the second one DupliKate.

Duplikate

And I’ll name the other DupliKate.

and the other duplikate.

and the other Dupli-kate

I'll name them Kate & Duplikate.

He didn’t want to marry Kate and Ashley.

You can't have your Kate and Edith too!