K9 Puns

A list of puns related to "K9"

I told my kid we were gonna watch Paw Patrol, but instead I just showed him footage of K9 units training.

Guess that makes me a papa troll.

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👤︎ u/BubbaOtis
📅︎ Mar 01 2021
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ReTAIL therapy for the K9's!
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👤︎ u/Tacomaster9000
📅︎ Feb 22 2020
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If police dogs are known as K9

Then police cats are Fe9

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👤︎ u/thisismyname02
📅︎ Aug 14 2019
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In America, dogs are K9.

In China, dogs are E10.

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👤︎ u/gloop17
📅︎ Apr 13 2019
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What song is played at K9 class graduations?

Pup and Furcumstance

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👤︎ u/Icarus_Le_Rogue
📅︎ Jul 21 2019
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What’d the k9 officer say to the burglar?

Paws!

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👤︎ u/fat-bandit
📅︎ Apr 14 2019
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"Hey Dad, do K9 police cruisers mostly always have a dog in them?"

"Well, if not, then doggone."

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👤︎ u/Hungry-Panda-Bear
📅︎ Dec 07 2014
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If H2O is inside a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?

K9-Pee

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👤︎ u/GigaMike123
📅︎ Nov 06 2020
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You can tell a lot about people by a dog's reaction.

If a K9 bites them they're probably bad news.

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👤︎ u/Jan_Tik
📅︎ Jan 27 2020
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there is a storm blowing in

My mom was browsing weather.com come and announced a storm blowing in called "Meso k9" Without skipping a beat my dad grins "Sounds like one dog of a storm" tbh i didnt even grown, but gave him two thumbs up

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👤︎ u/anthonyshore
📅︎ Jun 27 2014
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Why are police dogs called K9?

Because if they were police cats, they would be K10.

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👤︎ u/DeluxeTea
📅︎ May 20 2016
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