In the vedic texts, these 2 nakshatras are very intertwined with the story of the Moon and Lakshmi and Alakshmi connected to both stars respectively. In your opinion, which Nakshatra is more auspicious is blessing the native wealth and success? Why?
Hi, I have a question about Rohini and Jyestha nakshatras.
Is there something about females with Jyestha nakshatra as their Moon placement to where they have to be in charge?
I am a Rohini Moon native and my husband has an Anuradha Moon. He has a daughter from his first marriage and she has Jyestha moon. She is an adult (22yrs) now but had lived with her mom primarily while growing up.
My husband and I have two girls together, the older one has Satabhisha, and the youngest has Swati nakshatra.
I have been homeschooling my girls from the start. Apparently my Jyestha nakshatra stepdaughter doesn't agree with how I parent my girls and has told me that if she could, she would take my daughters from me and raise them as her own.
I have noticed she has a habit of theft as well. She has bragged to me about how much clothing she has stolen from various department stores, and I have also been the victim of her clothes stealing as well.
She has also told me that she has tried to put black magic curses on her father (my husband) for things that he has done in the past.
She also smokes and sells her prescription pills, and who knows what else. She lives quite a distance away now so I do not have to worry about her having stealing my things or trying to be in charge of my household, among other things.
But my question is, are these behaviors typical of Jyestha nakshatra, or is there something else at play? I know Jyestha is in Scorpio, so in your experience, how many Jyestha natives embody 'scorpion' and have you ever encountered higher vibrational types that have transformed into the 'eagle'? Do they have to be the ones in charge of whatever household they live in? I hate to admit this but whenever she does visit it is extremely stressful and my husband and myself end up fighting. I have even noticed that my fingernails develop ridges in them that correlate to when she visits. Thanks in advance for your input.
Class: Guardian
Type: Ranged, Magical (fights with her broom)
Pantheon: Hindu
#Lore
The impoverished maiden, Jyestha is a mirror to her younger sister, Lakshmi, the radiant goddess of wealth, beauty and prosperity. Whereas Lakshmi was beautiful, beloved and is married to Lord Vishnu, Jyestha was derided, ugly and was made offerings to keep her away from Hindu homes.
When the gods churn the primeval ocean to retrieve the elixir of life, the great Naga, Vasuki was fashioned as a rope. While they churned the ocean, the strain of the gods caused the Naga to spit out venom by accident. As no one could bear the noxious fumes from the venom, Shiva volunteered to save the lives of the gods by swallowing it, rendering his throat blue. The remaining drops of venom mixed with the oceanβs chaotic nature, and from it sprung Jyestha.
The goddess of poverty was wedded to the sage, Dussaha. However, the Devi did not like auspicious things and was repulsed by the sageβs merits. Dussaha complained his predicament to Vishnu. The Preserver then cast Jyestha away to only live where strife, disputes and misfortune thrives.
#Passive: Alakshmi
Jyesthaβs abilities apply debuffs on the enemy gods. If an enemy has a debuff applied to them, they have their critical strike damage reduced by 10%.
#Ability 1: Counterfeit
Jyestha summons false gold that leaps to nearby enemy gods (like how you gain gold when you kill or assist enemies), dealing damage and slowing their attack speed for a duration.
The false gold pile remains at the targeted location for 1 minute or until another pile is conjured.
#Ability 2: Misfortune's Favour
Jyestha sweeps the ground fervently. She conjures imps that rush to the area in front of her. The imps harass enemy gods and minions, dealing damage to them.
#Ability 3: Jinx
Jyestha reveals her hideous face to enemies, in a cone, dealing damage to enemies and reduces their power for the duration.
Enemies who have more than 2 debuffs of Alakshmi are feared away from her when casted.
#Ultimate: Rotten Luck
Jyestha transforms into a screeching crow. Upon landing, she returns to her human form, stunning all enemies for 2 seconds and reducing the healing by 20% for the next 5 seconds.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
This post was deleted by the moderators on that other group, so I'm posting it here.
I have been mulling over this chart and am very interested in the opinions of the esteemed members of this Reddit group.
He was dogged by debt, health issues, and enemies all of which stressed him out and held him back. This I think it's evident by his 6th house. Saturn is in his own sign and combusted by the Sun. Mercury, Lord of the 2 money houses is also combust. He spent wildly on the latest fashion. He had trouble with the government at times.
He was recognized in his day and personally met with Bach, and was sought out by Beethoven. He traveled Europe playing at the finest and most esteemed places and for the top of society. He was friends with people in high places, including the Emporer. But he did not have the superstar status he now has.
He was dogged by debt, health issues, and enemies all of which stressed him out and held him back. This I think its evident by his 6th house. Saturn is in his own sign and combusted by the Sun. Mercury, Lord of the 2 money houses is also combust. He spent wildly on the latest fashion.
He has Rahu in his first, so close to the ascendant degree that Rahu is in the first house of every amsa. He was said to be outrageous and had a love for 'dirty' humor. He was a great innovator. He was rejected in marriage (Ketu H7) more than once and married outside his class.
Any thought on his genius and fame? I can't really find any yogas, just that combust Saturn/Sun. He seemed to have his greatest success and wealth in his Sun dasa.
The 3 grahas in his 6th are in Sravana, one meaning: to hear, power to listen intently, and communication.
Do your worst!
More specifically, Jyestha (Goddess of misfortune) or Apate (Goddess of deceit).
Lamashtu would be an appropriate analogue too.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
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