I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
If you have the stomach for it, go watch a documentary called "Abducted in Plain Sight" on Netflix. It will make you realize how children can be groomed to love predatory adults, and you will never defend child marriages again.
Ok so how is this relevant to Islam? Because in Sahih Bukhari it is stated Aisha was 6 years old when she was married off to prophet mohammed, and 9 when the marriage was consummated. Mohammed was 52 years old.
What's the problem? Aisha's father approved this marriage. She was even engaged to be married to another man before mohamed. In this documentary you will see how naive and stupid parents can be. Aisha's father most likely agreed to the marriage of his young daughter due to selfish reasons. To secure his tribes future. He didn't understand that Aisha was not physically ready for marriage, and was a product of his time.
Islam doesn't allow rape. Aisha loved him, so we know she wasn't forced to have sex and she wanted to consummate the marriage The child may agree to be intimate with the older adult, but that doesn't mean they consented. For there to be consent they must be sound of mind, and have the mental capacity to understand the ramifications of what they are agreeing to do. Thus an adult having sex with a child is called statutory rape.
Statutory rape is a western invention. Why would that apply to the 6th century?
A child's brain is not fully developed. They might be mature for their age, but that doesn't mean they are mature enough for a relationship with a grown man. "You seem very mature for your age" was a common line used by pedophiles to groom their victims. The children mistake predatory behaviour for love.
At 9yrs of age, Aisha was considered an adult as she was a prodigy Mensa
Aisha 17-19 https://www.reddit.com/r/exmuslim/comments/ebshr7/hazrat_ayesha_real_age/
Also, just because a girl has her period doesn't mean her body is ready for sex. Female anatomy. See how long it takes a girl's pelvic bones to develop even after having a period. Look up the damage that can be done to a child if you have sex with them when their body isn't fully developed. The damage that was caused could explain why Aisha never had any children. Or the prophet was too old, his sperm wasnt strong enough.
**People say it was a different time and their bodies developed faster. Where is this scientifically proven and how does it logically make sense? Because they had access to healthier organic food? Becaus
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Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
When I got home, they were still there.
There hasn't been a post all year!
