TIL that Hindus in India hang lime and chilies by their doors to keep away the Goddess of misery named Alakshmi who likes sour/hot things. They believe that the Goddess will consume the lime/chilies and leave without entering their homes. nostoryleftbehind.com/lifโ€ฆ
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[Misc][JP] Datamined skill/lines of the life-time challenge lv10 feat. ALakshmi and Vishnu

Indian God couples are taking over the life-time challenge...

EDIT: Turns out Awoken Lakshmi is on the first floor of LEVEL 9 (NO AWOKEN)

[ Awoken Lakshmi ]

HP: 10,000,000 / DEF: 10,000,000 (not a typo)

Preempt

  • [Leeeets play!] - Skill bind 6 turns.

Used when there is jammer on the board

  • [Bubu-! You are out!!] - Change jammer to water + 999990 damage.

Use the following skills in order

  • [Can you clear all the jammer orbs??] - Change 5 orbs to jammer

  • [Here comes more?!] - Change 6 orbs to jammer

  • [Hmm! You are good at this huh?] - Change 10 orbs to jammer

  • [But....] - Hide all orbs, and [How about this?!] - Change 15 orbs to jammer

  • [You are amazing!] - Reduce orb matching time by 1 second, and [This is the last one!] - Change 9 orbs to jammer

  • [It was fun! See youโ™ช] - Reduce own HP to 0


[ Divine Creator of Order, Vishnu ]

HP: 7,641,806 / DEF: 0

Preempts

  • [Trimurti: Propserity] - 99 turns increase skyfall drops of heart and jammer by 15%

  • [Gust of Garuda] - 999 turns absorbs single hit damage higher than 1,000,000.

Used when Lakshmi is in the team

  • [...damn] - Do nothing (note: Lakshmi is the consort of Vishnu)

Used on first turn

  • [Meditation] - 999 turns status shield

Use any of the following set when >30% HP

Set 1:

  • [Rod of Creation] - Change heart to jammer + 20700 damage

  • [Avatara] - Heal 10% HP + 2588 damage

Set 2:

  • [Chakram of Order] - Multihit 36224 damage

  • [Avatara] - Heal 10% HP + 2588 damage

Set 3:

  • [Lotus of Prosperity] - Change top row to heart, 5th row to wood + 31050 damage

  • [Avatara] - Heal 10% HP + 2588 damage

Use the follow skills in order when <30% HP

  • [Giant Grow] - Hide all orbs

  • [Three-leg step blast] - Multihit 776250 damage (repeat)

Use the following set of skills every other turns when <50% HP

  • [Panchajanya shankha] - Bind 5 cards for 2 turn + 18113 damage

  • [Avatara] - Heal 10% HP + 2588 damage

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[team] [discuss] are heroes and angels NEEDED for AParvati/ALakshmi?

So I have both Parvati and Lakshmi awoken, but am deciding which team to focus on more.

For Parvati I have 2x liu bei, Michael and Perseus as well as sasuke and Artemis but no verd.

For Lakshmi I was going to use KArin, amberjack, Hatsume and kamui/UY/blodin. I don't have andro or Gabriel...

What are people's thoughts on this...I am on mobile and my herder is WAY out of date...just trying to get a general consensus...

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[Brag] 0-stoned JP Challenge 23 Lv10 with ALakshmi <3 imgur.com/yFILsky
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[Dungeon][Not a Video] +297 Zeus 0-stone with ALakshmi imgur.com/a/mtbE1
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[LF] ALakshmi friends

I need some ALak friends please. 397 847 326

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[Question] So I made an ALakshmi and AceBastet today, I was wondering are they good leaders?

Specifically I was wondering with lak is the leader guide still relevant enough and how she compares to I&I since I made her last week. And for AceTet what makes a good team for that? Is ABastet better?

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[Team] ALakshmi/Andro Teambuilding
  • Region: NA
  • Padherder: box
  • Hardest dungeon you've cleared: Zeus Vulcan probably
  • Current team(s): Ronia/Beelzebub, Dmeta
  • Are you willing to In-App Purchase to improve your team(s): moderate IAP
  • Help me with: I've been looking at my Andro/Lakshmi lineups and I can't really decide where to go with them. I have a good variety of subs but I'm having a little trouble deciding which combination of them would be best. I was thinking my Andro team would consist of Andro/Karin/BD Hermes/Hatsume/Flex (possibly bind clears like AIsis or Snow White). As for my Lakshmi team, I was thinking ALakshmi/Andro/Karin but that's as far as I've gotten. The available subs would be BSonia, Hermes, Amberjack (when I get him), Gabriel (not sure if I should raise him, given the other sub choices), and the bind clear subs previously mentioned for Andro. Thanks!

TL;DR Possible Lineups

#Andromeda [ Blue Chain Starsea Goddess, Andromeda ] [ Awoken Karin ] [ ้‚„้ญ‚ใฎๅ•†ๆฅญ็ฅž, Hermes ] [ Blue Wind Ninja Princess, Hatsume ] [ Empty/Wildcard ]

#ALakshmi [ Awoken Lakshmi ] [ Awoken Karin ] [ Blue Chain Starsea Goddess, Andromeda ] [ Empty/Wildcard ] [ Empty/Wildcard ]

#Possible Subs [ Endless Blue Dragon Caller, Sonia ] [ Guiding Archangel, Gabriel ] [ Ruler of Toyama Bay, Cold Amberjack ] [ Awoken Isis ] [ Queen of the Dwarfs, Snow White ] [ ้‚„้ญ‚ใฎๅ•†ๆฅญ็ฅž, Hermes ]

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[TEAM]ALakshmi Team? AYomi Team? And any other team advice?

Region: NA

Dungeons: The Heroes' Hideout/Hill of Iris's Rainbow

Random lowest difficulty descends like Noah, Tengu, Izanami

Current Teams: https://www.padherder.com/user/Pug/teams/#185373

IAP Status: pretty willing

https://www.padherder.com/user/Pug/monsters/#31,0,31,511,268435455,0,,0,0,0,eq,0,0,0,0,;default,0

Hi guys, I have posted here previously and they have been really helpful, particularly with the Durga team advice. I can clear kotg maybe 80-90% of the time with her (sometimes just get orb trolled) and Xiao Qiao is what I have been sort of mindlessly grinding stuff with.

My question is a bit more focused this time. I have always really wanted to make a A. Lakshmi team since on my first account (which I deleted for reasons), Lakshmi was my first god and that was the only thing I missed from my first account. And I finally almost have everything I need to awaken her. However, while it is far from bad, it isn't exactly the ideal water box. Any tips on where I could go from what I have on the team section?

Also, I am slowly building towards a A. Yomi team since his/her playstyle looks fun and forcing a more combo leader skill will probably force me to get better at the game.

Also, if you see any other potential teams in my box, please let me know! Durga is really great, but sometimes, I just feel she isn't enough to get me to the hardest difficulty dungeons (paired with my puzzling skills are somewhat lacking).

Thank you for any advice you guys can give!

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[LF][JP] ALakshmi, Sumire and Nut. 130,015,413

Running Hypermaxed ALakshmi 5x HP awoken. Main Hathor and Bastet. Would like some Nut and Sumire friends for future descends.

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐Ÿ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when theyโ€™re not dating anybody?

Theyโ€™re on standbi

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clown on clown violence (@ColonelHrgh)
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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or รŸ?
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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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Pun intended.
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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I had a vasectomy because I didnโ€™t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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Spi__
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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School Was Clothed
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Letting loose with these puns
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Naan-negotiable
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Couch potato
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Baka!
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All dad jokes are bad and hereโ€™s why

Why

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concrete ๐Ÿ—ฟ
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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

Itโ€™s pronounced โ€œNoel.โ€

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Remember that joke I told you about the chiropractor?

It was about a weak back.

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Where do you find a cow with no legs?

Where ever you left it ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคญ

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