A list of puns related to "Alakshmi"
Indian God couples are taking over the life-time challenge...
EDIT: Turns out Awoken Lakshmi is on the first floor of LEVEL 9 (NO AWOKEN)
HP: 10,000,000 / DEF: 10,000,000 (not a typo)
Preempt
Used when there is jammer on the board
Use the following skills in order
[Can you clear all the jammer orbs??] - Change 5 orbs to jammer
[Here comes more?!] - Change 6 orbs to jammer
[Hmm! You are good at this huh?] - Change 10 orbs to jammer
[But....] - Hide all orbs, and [How about this?!] - Change 15 orbs to jammer
[You are amazing!] - Reduce orb matching time by 1 second, and [This is the last one!] - Change 9 orbs to jammer
[It was fun! See youโช] - Reduce own HP to 0
[ Divine Creator of Order, Vishnu ]
HP: 7,641,806 / DEF: 0
Preempts
[Trimurti: Propserity] - 99 turns increase skyfall drops of heart and jammer by 15%
[Gust of Garuda] - 999 turns absorbs single hit damage higher than 1,000,000.
Used when Lakshmi is in the team
Used on first turn
Use any of the following set when >30% HP
Set 1:
[Rod of Creation] - Change heart to jammer + 20700 damage
[Avatara] - Heal 10% HP + 2588 damage
Set 2:
[Chakram of Order] - Multihit 36224 damage
[Avatara] - Heal 10% HP + 2588 damage
Set 3:
[Lotus of Prosperity] - Change top row to heart, 5th row to wood + 31050 damage
[Avatara] - Heal 10% HP + 2588 damage
Use the follow skills in order when <30% HP
[Giant Grow] - Hide all orbs
[Three-leg step blast] - Multihit 776250 damage (repeat)
Use the following set of skills every other turns when <50% HP
[Panchajanya shankha] - Bind 5 cards for 2 turn + 18113 damage
[Avatara] - Heal 10% HP + 2588 damage
So I have both Parvati and Lakshmi awoken, but am deciding which team to focus on more.
For Parvati I have 2x liu bei, Michael and Perseus as well as sasuke and Artemis but no verd.
For Lakshmi I was going to use KArin, amberjack, Hatsume and kamui/UY/blodin. I don't have andro or Gabriel...
What are people's thoughts on this...I am on mobile and my herder is WAY out of date...just trying to get a general consensus...
I need some ALak friends please. 397 847 326
Specifically I was wondering with lak is the leader guide still relevant enough and how she compares to I&I since I made her last week. And for AceTet what makes a good team for that? Is ABastet better?
TL;DR Possible Lineups
#Andromeda [ Blue Chain Starsea Goddess, Andromeda ] [ Awoken Karin ] [ ้้ญใฎๅๆฅญ็ฅ, Hermes ] [ Blue Wind Ninja Princess, Hatsume ] [ Empty/Wildcard ]
#ALakshmi [ Awoken Lakshmi ] [ Awoken Karin ] [ Blue Chain Starsea Goddess, Andromeda ] [ Empty/Wildcard ] [ Empty/Wildcard ]
#Possible Subs [ Endless Blue Dragon Caller, Sonia ] [ Guiding Archangel, Gabriel ] [ Ruler of Toyama Bay, Cold Amberjack ] [ Awoken Isis ] [ Queen of the Dwarfs, Snow White ] [ ้้ญใฎๅๆฅญ็ฅ, Hermes ]
Region: NA
Dungeons: The Heroes' Hideout/Hill of Iris's Rainbow
Random lowest difficulty descends like Noah, Tengu, Izanami
Current Teams: https://www.padherder.com/user/Pug/teams/#185373
IAP Status: pretty willing
https://www.padherder.com/user/Pug/monsters/#31,0,31,511,268435455,0,,0,0,0,eq,0,0,0,0,;default,0
Hi guys, I have posted here previously and they have been really helpful, particularly with the Durga team advice. I can clear kotg maybe 80-90% of the time with her (sometimes just get orb trolled) and Xiao Qiao is what I have been sort of mindlessly grinding stuff with.
My question is a bit more focused this time. I have always really wanted to make a A. Lakshmi team since on my first account (which I deleted for reasons), Lakshmi was my first god and that was the only thing I missed from my first account. And I finally almost have everything I need to awaken her. However, while it is far from bad, it isn't exactly the ideal water box. Any tips on where I could go from what I have on the team section?
Also, I am slowly building towards a A. Yomi team since his/her playstyle looks fun and forcing a more combo leader skill will probably force me to get better at the game.
Also, if you see any other potential teams in my box, please let me know! Durga is really great, but sometimes, I just feel she isn't enough to get me to the hardest difficulty dungeons (paired with my puzzling skills are somewhat lacking).
Thank you for any advice you guys can give!
Running Hypermaxed ALakshmi 5x HP awoken. Main Hathor and Bastet. Would like some Nut and Sumire friends for future descends.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐
It really does, I swear!
Theyโre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
[Removed]
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
Why
Itโs pronounced โNoel.โ
It was about a weak back.
Where ever you left it ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
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