I said, "Sure, why not?"
Copies.
Because it had drumsticks. B'boom tsh!
Father-son
I told him they will be mist
Because there was no Zoom at the Inn!
You should check it out, it’s a really good Martian Scores’easy film
It’s called The Greatest Snowman.
Wednesday’s are Open Mike Night.
He says they have everything
But I failed the vision test
He is now a Pa Pa
A predditor
Over my dad body.
Because he was antisocial
"…it has a lot of sax and violins."
the bloods or the crypts
When I tell him he's too young, he says he wants to join the infantry.
I am afraid that I succumbed to pier pressure.
I needed to cosine for him.
He felt it was his patriotic doody!
To go to the Moooooooooon
Update: Thanks for all your applications! Give /u/parin89 and I a few days to take a look and confer!
(if you haven't put your application in yet, you've still got time)
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Greetings /r/dadjokes subscribers,
Years have passed since this sub started up, and there are now literally millions of you. Whoa.
Two million people is just two many two handle for two moderators. Especially these days, when both /u/parin89 and I have two many other responsibilities and a whole lot less time. I'm 200% sure most of you would agree that more mods are needed.
So we're looking for 5 more moderators to get involved. If you're keen to apply, read the rest of this post and answer the three questions in your comment response.
Answer these 3 questions in your reply:
- How would you describe a dad joke?
- Do you currently moderate any other subreddits? If yes, which ones.
- You see a post that is not breaking the rules or reddit's posting guidelines, but is generally disliked by the community. What do you do?
Only apply if:
- You're a reasonable, fair-minded and patient human
- You're in it to keep this community a happy, friendly and safe place for other humans
- You've got previous mod experience from a decent sized community (let's say... 5k+)
- You're cool with the first few months being a trial run
- You understand that while we could use more active moderation, and would benefit from a few more rules, one of the things that makes this community great is that it's pretty open (after all, dad jokes repeat a lot and not every "repost" is necessarily an opportunistic attempt to game karma)
We'd benefit from a few practical things as well, it would be great if:
- You live in a timezone that covers off either the USA, the UK, Australia (we'd like a spread)
- You've got some automod experience
- You've got some sub-customisation experience
Don't apply if:
- You're ready to come out swinging with a power tripping ban hammer
- You're more concerned about Internet points than real people
We'll leave this stickied for a week and then come back to message a few people and make some selections.
I would hate for them to resort to violins.
I Reddit was a good platform.
But my mummy wouldn't let me.
But somebody talked me out of it.
Come to think of IT.
The Hus Band!
The king offered him a free palace stein
Because he found their compound interesting.
It'd make cents off so many levels.
/edit:rephrased punchline
It was her mourning run.
The Potassium Potassium Potassium
Blade Runner
I'll just have to weigh the prose and the cons.
An army-dillo.
He thought it was the Just-Ice League!
But she was born overdue and her birthday is next week.
Practice safe sects!
