My name is Joanne, by the way.

I just started an internship at a newspaper in May and I haven't met many people, yet. The other day this woman talked to me and at the end of it she says, "My name is Joanne, by the way." And without hesitation, I reply, "That's an interesting last name." Needless to say, she didn't understand and I just looked completely stupid. I will not make friends fast here.

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📅︎ Jun 08 2015
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At Joanne's with wife waiting in line at the fabric cutters

My wife starts getting her fabric cut and I tell her to watch out not to cut in line. I calmly say to her, "Everyone knows how these fabric people get. They would have us by the seam of our pants."

The best part: there is a lady who said, "do you have kids because that sounds like something a dad would say"

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📅︎ Nov 13 2013
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Why did the comedian go to JoAnn Fabrics?

He wanted to get some new material.

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📅︎ Jul 03 2018
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