Faroe Islands 0-1 Scotland
[World Cup - Qualification Europe - 2020/2021 - Group Stage - 8]
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Match Info:
Lineups:
Faroe Islands - 3-4-3
Starting XI: Teitur Gestsson, Odmar Færø, Heini Vatnsdal, Sonni Nattestad, Gilli Rólantsson, Gunnar Vatnhamar, Brandur Hendriksson Olsen, Viljormur Davidsen, Hallur Hansson, Jóan Edmundsson, Ári Mohr Jónsson
Substitutes: Mattias Lamhauge, Gunnar Nielsen, Hørður Askham, Petur Knudsen, Sølvi Vatnhamar, Hannes Agnarsson, Jóannes Kalsø Danielsen, Jóannes Bjartalíð, Tróndur Jensen, John Johannesen Frederiksen, Klæmint Olsen
Coach: H. Ericsson
Scotland - 3-4-1-2
Starting XI: Craig Gordon, Jack Hendry, Grant Hanley, Kieran Tierney, Ryan Fraser, Scott McTominay, Billy Gilmour, Andrew Robertson, John McGinn, Ryan Christie, Lyndon Dykes
Substitutes: Jon McLaughlin, Liam Kelly, Stephen O'Donnell, Nathan Patterson, Liam Cooper, Scott McKenna, Callum McGregor, Lewis Ferguson, Stuart Armstrong, Kenny McLean, David Turnbull, Kevin Nisbet
Coach: S. Clarke
Match Stats:
| Faroe Islands | 0 - 1 | Scotland |
|---|---|---|
| 33% | Ball Possession | 67% |
| 9 | Total Shots | 18 |
| 3 | Shots On Target | 4 |
| 5 | Shots Off Target | 8 |
| 1 | Blocked Shots | 6 |
| 6 | Shots Inside Box | 7 |
| 3 | Shots Outside Box | 11 |
| 1 | Corner Kicks | 7 |
| 3 | Offsides | 3 |
| 12 | Fouls | 10 |
| 1 | Yellow Cards | 4 |
| 0 | Red Cards | 0 |
| 3 | Goalkeeper Saves | 3 |
| 261 | Passes | 528 |
| 174 (67%) | Accurate Passes | 444 (84%) |
Match events
0' KICKOFF!
39' Yellow Card for R. Christie (Scotland)
58' Substitution: Hørður Heðinsson Askham for Heini Vatnsdal (Faroe Islands)
59' Substitution: Petur Knudsen for Viljormur í Heiðunum Davidsen (Faroe Islands)
67' Yellow Card for L. Dykes (Scotland)
68' Substitution: C. McGregor for J. Hendry (Scotland)
83' Substitution: N. Patterson for R. Fraser (Scotland)
83' Substitution: K. Nisbet for R. Christie (Scotland)
86' GOAL! Scored by L. Dykes (Scotland)
88' Substitution: L. Cooper for B. Gilmour (Scotland)
90' Yellow Card for B. Hendriksson (Faroe Islands)
90' Substitution: J. Frederiksen for Hallur Hansson (Faroe Islands)
90' Yellow Card for G. Hanley (Scotland)
90' Substitution: Klæmint Andrasson Olsen for J. Edmundsson
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
He lost May
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
And boy are my arms legs.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
Put it on my bill
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors”
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
#[World Cup - Qualification Europe - 2020/2021] #FT: 90' Faroe Islands 0-1 Scotland
Match Info:
Date: October 12, 2021
Time: 18:45 (UTC)
Venue: Tórsvøllur
Recent form
Faroe Islands: WLLLLD
Scotland: WWLWDD
Lineups:
Faroe Islands - 3-4-3
Starting XI: Teitur Gestsson, Odmar Færø, Heini Vatnsdal, Sonni Nattestad, Gilli Rólantsson, Gunnar Vatnhamar, Brandur Hendriksson Olsen, Viljormur Davidsen, Hallur Hansson, Jóan Edmundsson, Ári Mohr Jónsson
Substitutes: Mattias Lamhauge, Gunnar Nielsen, Hørður Askham, Petur Knudsen, Sølvi Vatnhamar, Hannes Agnarsson, Jóannes Kalsø Danielsen, Jóannes Bjartalíð, Tróndur Jensen, John Johannesen Frederiksen, Klæmint Olsen
Coach: H. Ericsson
Scotland - 3-4-1-2
Starting XI: Craig Gordon, Jack Hendry, Grant Hanley, Kieran Tierney, Ryan Fraser, Scott McTominay, Billy Gilmour, Andrew Robertson, John McGinn, Ryan Christie, Lyndon Dykes
Substitutes: Jon McLaughlin, Liam Kelly, Stephen O'Donnell, Nathan Patterson, Liam Cooper, Scott McKenna, Callum McGregor, Lewis Ferguson, Stuart Armstrong, Kenny McLean, David Turnbull, Kevin Nisbet
Coach: S. Clarke
Match Stats:
| Faroe Islands | 0 - 1 | Scotland |
|---|---|---|
| 33% | Ball Possession | 67% |
| 9 | Total Shots | 18 |
| 3 | Shots On Target | 4 |
| 5 | Shots Off Target | 8 |
| 1 | Blocked Shots | 6 |
| 6 | Shots Inside Box | 7 |
| 3 | Shots Outside Box | 11 |
| 1 | Corner Kicks | 7 |
| 3 | Offsides | 3 |
| 12 | Fouls | 10 |
| 1 | Yellow Cards | 4 |
| 0 | Red Cards | 0 |
| 3 | Goalkeeper Saves | 3 |
| 261 | Passes | 528 |
| 174 (67%) | Accurate Passes | 444 (84%) |
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Match events
0' KICKOFF!
39' Yellow Card for R. Christie (Scotland)
58' Substitution: Hørður Heðinsson Askham for Heini Vatnsdal (Faroe Islands)
59' Substitution: Petur Knudsen for Viljormur í Heiðunum Davidsen (Faroe Islands)
67' Yellow Card for L. Dykes (Scotland)
68' Substitution: C. McGregor for J. Hendry (Scotland)
83' Substitution: N. Patterson for R. Fraser (Scotland)
83' Substitution: K. Nisbet for R. Christie (Scotland)
86' GOAL! Scored by L. Dykes (Scotland)
88' Substitution: L. Cooper for B. Gilmour (Scotland)
90' Yellow Card for B. Hendriksson (Faroe Islands)
90' Substitution: J. Frederiksen fo
... keep reading on reddit ➡#[World Cup - Qualification Europe - 2020/2021] #FT: 90' Austria 3-1 Faroe Islands
Match Info:
Date: March 28, 2021
Time: 18:45 (UTC)
Venue: Ernst-Happel-Stadion
Recent form
Austria:
Faroe Islands:
Lineups:
Austria - 4-4-2
Starting XI: Alexander Schlager, Stefan Lainer, Gernot Trauner, Aleksandar Dragović, Andreas Ulmer, Louis Schaub, Florian Grillitsch, David Alaba, Christoph Baumgartner, Saša Kalajdžić, Marcel Sabitzer
Substitutes: Daniel Bachmann, Pavao Pervan, Philipp Lienhart, Marco Friedl, Stefan Ilsanker, Alessandro Schöpf, Xaver Schlager, Christopher Trimmel, Yusuf Demir, Adrian Grbić, Michael Gregoritsch, Karim Onisiwo
Coach: F. Foda
Faroe Islands - 4-4-2
Starting XI: Gunnar Nielsen, Gilli Sørensen, Heini Vatnsdal, Sonni Nattestad, Viljormur Davidsen, Sølvi Vatnhamar, Hallur Hansson, Gunnar Vatnhamar, Brandur Olsen, Jóan Edmundsson, Meinhard Olsen
Substitutes: Teitur Gestsson, Tórður Thomsen, Rógvi Baldvinsson, Ári Mohr Jónsson, Jakup Biskopsto Andreasen, Jóannes Bjartalíð, Johannes Danielsen, Tróndur Jensen, Petur Knudsen, Dan Í Soylu, Klæmint Olsen, Patrik Johannesen
Coach: H. Ericsson
Match Stats:
| Austria | 3 - 1 | Faroe Islands |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | Ball Possession | 0 |
| 0 | Total Shots | 0 |
| 0 | Shots On Target | 0 |
| 0 | Shots Off Target | 0 |
| 0 | Blocked Shots | 0 |
| 0 | Shots Inside Box | 0 |
| 0 | Shots Outside Box | 0 |
| 0 | Corner Kicks | 0 |
| 0 | Offsides | 0 |
| 0 | Fouls | 0 |
| 0 | Yellow Cards | 0 |
| 0 | Red Cards | 0 |
| 0 | Goalkeeper Saves | 0 |
| 0 | Passes | 0 |
| 0 (0) | Accurate Passes | 0 (0) |
Match events
0' KICKOFF!
16' Yellow Card for F. Grillitsch (Austria)
19' GOAL! Scored by Sonni Ragnar Nattestad (Faroe Islands)
30' GOAL! Scored by A. Dragović (Austria)
37' GOAL! Scored by Christoph Baumgartner (Austria)
44' GOAL! Scored by S. Kalajdzic (Austria)
45' Yellow Card for B. Hendriksson (Faroe Islands)
58' Substitution: Patrik Johannesen for Meinhard Egilsson Olsen (Faroe Islands)
58' Substitution: Jóannes Bjartalíð for Sølvi Vatnhamar (Faroe Islands)
59' Substitution: J. Andreasen for Heini Vatnsdal (Faroe Islands)
63' Substitution: M. Gregoritsch for S. Kalajdzic (Austria)
... keep reading on reddit ➡#[World Cup - Qualification Europe - 2020/2021] #FT: 90' Scotland 4-0 Faroe Islands
Match Info:
Date: March 31, 2021
Time: 18:45 (UTC)
Venue: Hampden Park
Recent form
Scotland: DD
Faroe Islands: LD
Lineups:
Scotland - 3-5-2
Starting XI: Craig Gordon, Scott McTominay, Grant Hanley, Kieran Tierney, Ryan Fraser, John McGinn, Kenny McLean, Callum McGregor, Andrew Robertson, Che Adams, Lyndon Dykes
Substitutes: David Marshall, Jon McLaughlin, Jack Hendry, Stephen O'Donnell, Declan Gallagher, Scott McKenna, Liam Palmer, Ryan Christie, Stuart Armstrong, John Fleck, Oliver McBurnie, Kevin Nisbet
Coach: -
Faroe Islands - 4-4-2
Starting XI: Gunnar Nielsen, Gilli Sørensen, Gunnar Vatnhamar, Sonni Nattestad, Viljormur Davidsen, Sølvi Vatnhamar, Hallur Hansson, Jakup Biskopsto Andreasen, Brandur Olsen, Jóan Edmundsson, Meinhard Olsen
Substitutes: Teitur Gestsson, Tórður Thomsen, Heini Vatnsdal, Rógvi Baldvinsson, Ári Mohr Jónsson, Jóannes Bjartalíð, Johannes Danielsen, Tróndur Jensen, Petur Knudsen, Dan Í Soylu, Klæmint Olsen, Patrik Johannesen
Coach: -
Match Stats:
| Scotland | 4 - 0 | Faroe Islands |
|---|---|---|
| 65% | Ball Possession | 35% |
| 12 | Total Shots | 7 |
| 6 | Shots On Target | 2 |
| 6 | Shots Off Target | 3 |
| 0 | Blocked Shots | 2 |
| 7 | Shots Inside Box | 3 |
| 5 | Shots Outside Box | 4 |
| 1 | Corner Kicks | 5 |
| 3 | Offsides | 1 |
| 9 | Fouls | 13 |
| 1 | Yellow Cards | 1 |
| 0 | Red Cards | 0 |
| 2 | Goalkeeper Saves | 3 |
| 662 | Passes | 352 |
| 582 (88%) | Accurate Passes | 270 (77%) |
Match events
0' KICKOFF!
90' Match whistled off
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