What restaurant does Jiminy Cricket love to eat at?

The IHOP

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Who is that magical marionette boy carved from a little potato dumpling instead of wood?

Pi-gnocchi-o

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👤︎ u/catinore
📅︎ Feb 18 2023
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What have you got when you’ve got a cricket ball in your left hand and a cricket ball in your right hand?

A really big cricket

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👤︎ u/mouse85224
📅︎ Nov 19 2022
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A man takes his wife on a date to a 5 star restaurant

When the waiter asks for their order, the husband says, "I'll take a sloppy Joe."

The wife, mortified, looks at her husband and says, "Honey, this is a fancy restaurant."

The husband looks at the waiter and say, "Correction good sir. I would like to place an order for one unkempt Joseph."

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