A list of puns related to "Jetbridge"
Has anyone spotted videos of the ground services, especially working jet bridges yet in MSFS?
Usually on arrival all passengers on the regional jet are asked to wait in an overly hot or cold jetway along one side until their gate checked bag is returned. or sometimes you have to wait outside altogether.
Instead wait to be the last one off. You can either see the delivery happen through the window or just be the last one off and wait at the plane door instead of way down the jetbridge.
I time it to walk out as my bag is delivered by observing out the window and many passengers have exclaimed, "oh what luck!". However it's not luck if it is intentional.
So Iβm an employee at RDU airport and have been for roughly 5 and a half yearsβ¦. Well today something unprecedented happened, RDU broke. Thatβs right the whole airport is broken. Apparently there was a bad storm and whoosh knocked out the power. Now this is normal, this has happened before but this time Iβm hearing that there was a water leak in the IT room so now every system is essentially down. Flights will be delayed and some may not even come in at their scheduled times. If you have a morning flight, Check the status. Itβs going to be a long morning for passengers. As TSA is down, Jetbridges are down, and even scanning systems for bags are down.
Safe travels everyone
Update:
Everything in RDU is delayed until 9 am MINIMUM right now. Iβve never seen anything like this. I have a picture and if I knew how to post a picture Iβd show you guys. This shit is WILD like itβs literally damn near impossible to move
2nd update:
Per ramp tower some gates work but it will be a queue. So flights will mostly be moved to another side of the airport but TSA is still down and all scanning systems are down so there will still be some delays as these systems are vital. Every bag is being hand checked every passenger I believe is being hand checked through TSA.
Godspeed folks. Will update more as I find out more info.
Update 3:
Ok sooooo this situation is getting worse and worse. Nothing has changed except now we have customers constantly coming in and the line is pretty much free for all. Itβs easily 2k plus people here and they are giving out free water.
Iβm going to post some videos and make an IMGUR right now so you guys can have an idea
Update videos: Iβm https://imgur.com/a/0T2zF3E
Better video. A little bit longer but youβll get the point.
Update likeβ¦. 5 lol
Ok great news. My company is now allowed to move a plane or 2. To the D-gates(the side thatβs working)
And if we are moving then American and delta are also on their way to move too. Things will be slow but progress is coming. Planes will definitely start moving soon.
Iβm sorry everyone gets screwed by this. But I may not be able to update as Iβll be getting overworked for the foreseeable future
To all who can get out. Enjoy your flights and sorry for the delays
Quick update:
Radios and scanners are working and some computers are also working. I donβt expect this crippling situation to last
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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