Jesus Music Puns

I went with "Your Own Personnel Jesus"

Today, I was sitting in my Technical theater class, where we were talking about props and props lists. The instance went something like this:

Professor: We'll call the show.... Uh... "Crucible; The Musical."
Me:(Under my breath) Jesus.
Friend sitting next to me:(Turning towards me) No, witches, actually.
Me: Ughh

I played some music at a church and was telling my dad about one particularly cheesy song called 'Jesus Saves'.

WAIT, SON, STOP! Which bank?