Jesus music Puns

A list of puns related to "Jesus music"

My buddy Jesus got promoted to a supervisory position and I got to choose the music for his promotion party.

I went with "Your Own Personnel Jesus"

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👤︎ u/KatLikeGaming
📅︎ Mar 17 2020
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Friend in class got me today.

Today, I was sitting in my Technical theater class, where we were talking about props and props lists. The instance went something like this:

Professor: We'll call the show.... Uh... "Crucible; The Musical."
Me:(Under my breath) Jesus.
Friend sitting next to me:(Turning towards me) No, witches, actually.
Me: Ughh

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👤︎ u/Bluebasher
📅︎ Nov 17 2014
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Talking about a church service with my dad...

I played some music at a church and was telling my dad about one particularly cheesy song called 'Jesus Saves'.

WAIT, SON, STOP! Which bank?

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👤︎ u/le_juk
📅︎ Oct 21 2013
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