How big were Jesus' feet to be able to walk on water without sinking?

Surface tension and all

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TIH that Jesus's ability to walk on water cannot be turned off
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Jesus covered himself in oil. That's how he was able to walk on water! What a charlatan.
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jesus pupper walks on water
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Jesus Snow. Walk on water.
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Jesus can walk on water but Preston can swim on land v.redd.it/vbr3opx14ai71
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JUSTOBEEFROCK
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So everyone is Jesus now? Everyone walks on water for some reason.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jarl_of_Dothan
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If Jesus can walk ON water, can he like hop on the droplets when it rains?
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Jesus can walk on hot dog flavored water
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If Jesus could walk on water, could he also walk on _____
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SayHelloOrElse
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Did Jesus walk supernaturally on natural water, or did he supernaturally harden water and walk naturally?

Just curious what people believe about how the miracle occurred. Calvin, for reasons related to the Lord's Supper, takes the position that the water hardened: "But Peter knows, and the rest see plainly, that, when he does not rest with a firm faith, and rely on the Lord, the secret power of God, which formerly made the water solid, begins to disappear" and "For as the water, just as if it had been a solid pavement, furnished a path to our Saviour when he walked on it (Mt. 14.)" Is this view universal in the Reformed tradition?

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When you become Jesus and walk on/in water:
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Are they called Jesus tanks because they walk on water? v.redd.it/tqcfilwgec971
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaydenlamora
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.
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Jesus trying to walk on water for the first time after he got holes in his hand and feet (37 AD, colorized)
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Jesus destroyed the bridge because he can walk on water
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πŸ‘€︎ u/64bit-karas
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this is why jesus could walk on 'water'...
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Jesus can walk on water but this sim can swim through hardwood flooring 🩱🌊🏝 v.redd.it/uia9y3n5c4671
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NarniatheVitch
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Sure, Jesus could walk on water but could he sprint across it? πŸ€”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TCH1994
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NIKE JESUS AIR MAX 97 from ZHANG I already GL MY PAIR price:149.99 after PayPal taxes and fees ZHANG IS ACTULLY THE BEST OPTION FOR THE WALK ON WATER reddit.com/gallery/mm8n7y
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JAYBIEZ
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If we have to walk through water like absolute chumps, then why in the mcfuck does the enemy sprint through it like the second coming of jesus!

Fuck me dead its frustrating. PLEASE FIX

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[No Spoilers] My Prawn Suit became Jesus and started walking on water... underwater v.redd.it/7c70t7k3r3b81
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pezweon3
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CNN Reports Jesus Only Able To Walk On Water Because Of Climate Change
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But how can Jesus find anything deep if he can walk on water?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lilypad1223
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If oil repels water, why can't we cover our feet in oil and walk on water like Jesus did?
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Jesus can walk on water, babies are 72% water, I can walk on babies therefore I am 72% Jesus

I’m also 100% in jail

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Moses__
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How did Jesus walk on water?

As a baby, he first crawled on water. Later, he toddled around the surface, but he often fell and got wet a lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/caverypca
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Is my Sim Jesus? Looks like Micah decided to walk on water….
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Jesus can walk on water, but he can't swim on land! reddit.com/gallery/ok043u
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Albones22
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Anyone else ever wonder why it was okay for Jesus to walk on water and turn water into wine, but a women knowing how to swim confirmed that she was a witch and to be burned at the stake.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dazzling-Pea-3642
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Is it possible that Jesus was actually one of the first magicians? If you put a guy with skills like Houdini, Blaine or Copperfield in the year 0, you might be able to convince the susceptible people of that time that you could walk on water, rise from the dead, make food appear from nowhere, etc.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultranothing
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Chiaki walks on water (Chiaki = Jesus confirmed???) (Chiaki adventures part 4 lol)
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About the Nike Air Max 97 Mschf X Inri "jesus Shoes" β€”β€”The pair have been filled with 60cc of water that was originally sourced from the River Jordan and then blessed, meaning wearers are able to, theoretically, walk on Holy WaterπŸ’§πŸ’§πŸ’§Do you know any other stories about it? reddit.com/gallery/oelp8a
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Carol-BMLin
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Created some Water reflection and a Jesus mode to walk on water if your element is...Water :D The bush at 0:15 is buggy and I don't know why :( v.redd.it/sod117dbibb61
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HMC While I walk on water Jesus style v.redd.it/2uhgs1cubqn51
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pstanlouboutins
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Jesus Walk On Water Help imgur.com/a/LIpqnqP
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToxicBloodVeins
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Jesus Walks on Water v.redd.it/0j2thmcl06l61
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Waffletin
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I walk on water, but I ain’t no Jesus
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Jesus Walk On Water help imgur.com/a/LIpqnqP
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you think jesus walked on water because he didn't know how to swim?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sexual-sinning
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Jesus can walk on water

Watermelons are 75% water

I can walk on watermelons

So I am 75% Jesus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guilhermitonoob
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Violent Femmes - Jesus Walking On The Water youtube.com/watch?v=CXJ7a…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/justchuck1070
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Jesus can walk on water?

Well...tsk, I can’t do that but I can...walk on the ground πŸ˜‘πŸ™„β€ΌοΈ

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 72% water. I can walk on babies. Therefore I'm 72% jesus.

I'm also 100% in prison.

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