How big were Jesus' feet to be able to walk on water without sinking?
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TIH that Jesus's ability to walk on water cannot be turned off
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Jesus covered himself in oil. That's how he was able to walk on water! What a charlatan.
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jesus pupper walks on water
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Jesus Snow. Walk on water.
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So everyone is Jesus now? Everyone walks on water for some reason.
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If Jesus can walk ON water, can he like hop on the droplets when it rains?
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Jesus can walk on hot dog flavored water
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If Jesus could walk on water, could he also walk on _____
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Did Jesus walk supernaturally on natural water, or did he supernaturally harden water and walk naturally?
Just curious what people believe about how the miracle occurred. Calvin, for reasons related to the Lord's Supper, takes the position that the water hardened: "But Peter knows, and the rest see plainly, that, when he does not rest with a firm faith, and rely on the Lord, the secret power of God, which formerly made the water solid, begins to disappear" and "For as the water, just as if it had been a solid pavement, furnished a path to our Saviour when he walked on it (Mt. 14.)" Is this view universal in the Reformed tradition?
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When you become Jesus and walk on/in water:
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.
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Jesus trying to walk on water for the first time after he got holes in his hand and feet (37 AD, colorized)
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Jesus destroyed the bridge because he can walk on water
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︎ Sep 25 2021
this is why jesus could walk on 'water'...
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Sure, Jesus could walk on water but could he sprint across it? π€
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NIKE JESUS AIR MAX 97 from ZHANG I already GL MY PAIR price:149.99 after PayPal taxes and fees ZHANG IS ACTULLY THE BEST OPTION FOR THE WALK ON WATER
reddit.com/gallery/mm8n7y
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If we have to walk through water like absolute chumps, then why in the mcfuck does the enemy sprint through it like the second coming of jesus!
Fuck me dead its frustrating. PLEASE FIX
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CNN Reports Jesus Only Able To Walk On Water Because Of Climate Change
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But how can Jesus find anything deep if he can walk on water?
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︎ Sep 29 2021
If oil repels water, why can't we cover our feet in oil and walk on water like Jesus did?
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Jesus can walk on water, babies are 72% water, I can walk on babies therefore I am 72% Jesus
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How did Jesus walk on water?
As a baby, he first crawled on water. Later, he toddled around the surface, but he often fell and got wet a lot.
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︎ Jul 09 2021
Is my Sim Jesus? Looks like Micah decided to walk on waterβ¦.
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Anyone else ever wonder why it was okay for Jesus to walk on water and turn water into wine, but a women knowing how to swim confirmed that she was a witch and to be burned at the stake.
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Is it possible that Jesus was actually one of the first magicians? If you put a guy with skills like Houdini, Blaine or Copperfield in the year 0, you might be able to convince the susceptible people of that time that you could walk on water, rise from the dead, make food appear from nowhere, etc.
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Chiaki walks on water (Chiaki = Jesus confirmed???) (Chiaki adventures part 4 lol)
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About the Nike Air Max 97 Mschf X Inri "jesus Shoes" ββThe pair have been filled with 60cc of water that was originally sourced from the River Jordan and then blessed, meaning wearers are able to, theoretically, walk on Holy Waterπ§π§π§Do you know any other stories about it?
reddit.com/gallery/oelp8a
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Created some Water reflection and a Jesus mode to walk on water if your element is...Water :D The bush at 0:15 is buggy and I don't know why :(
v.redd.it/sod117dbibb61
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I walk on water, but I ainβt no Jesus
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you think jesus walked on water because he didn't know how to swim?
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Jesus can walk on water
Watermelons are 75% water
I can walk on watermelons
So I am 75% Jesus
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Jesus can walk on water?
Well...tsk, I canβt do that but I can...walk on the ground π‘πβΌοΈ
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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 72% water. I can walk on babies. Therefore I'm 72% jesus.
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