A list of puns related to "Jesus walking on water"
But Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
It was just winter time.
Receptionist at work had gone to get a glass of water from the bar. As she came around the corner stephen(the night Porter) was coming around at the same time. Startled, she said "oh jesus!" And without missing a beat he said "no, Stephen" and carried on walking. My admiration of the man rocketed.
But Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
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