Did you know that Jehovah's Witnesses don’t celebrate Halloween?

Apparently they don’t like people knocking on their doors.

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Did you read about the new group that was created to foster dialogue between Wiccans and Jehovah’s Witnesses?

It’s called the Witch Tower Society.

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Jehovahs witnesses don’t celebrate halloween

I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming to their door

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Any jehovah witnesses in here ? I want to interrogate them.
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What is the difference between my philosophy on Jehovah's witnesses and a Scottish monster.

One is a Loch Ness

The other is "Knock less"

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What do Jehovah’s Witnesses believe in, but never comes true?

That I will open the door.

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Jehovah's Witness favourite band.

The Doors.

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What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah’s Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

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When a Jehovah's Witness dies....

Does Heaven turn out the lights and pretends nobody's home ?

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Ever wonder how a Jehovah's witness spreads their word during Covid?

Now that you're here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior?

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The local drug dealer in town started dressing as a Jehovah’s Witness so as not to arouse suspicion.

He was arrested when cops saw people actually letting him in.

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A guy came to the door, asked if I wanted to be Jehovah's Witness ...

I said "Are you kidding, I didn't even see the accident." (Props to the Unknown Comic.)

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on a Jew's door...

Jew: "Can I help you?"

Witness: "Hello sir, I'm here to tell you about the great Lord Jehovah!"

Jew: "Is that what you call him? You know, we have a name for him too..."

Witness: "No way?!"

Jew: "Yahweh."

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A Jehovah's Witness knocked on my door.

He gave me a leaflet and said, "Who knows? You might find it useful."

So I scrunched it up into a ball and threw it at him. "I guess you were right," I replied.

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My friend, who is a Jehovah’s Witness, is really mad at me.

He told me a Knock Knock joke, and I refused to answer.

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If you get and email titled knock knock don’t open it

It’s a Jehovah’s Witness working from home

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PSA: if you receive an email with the subject ding dong. Whatever you do, don’t open it.

It’s the Jehovah’s witnesses working from home

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Who tells the best knock knock jokes?

Jehovah's witnesses

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I thought up if this last week

What do you call it when a Jehovah Witness works out?

Jehovah Fitness

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Why do the Italians not like jehovah's witnesses

The Italians dont like any witnesses

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Why doesn't the Mafia like Jehovah Witnesses?

They don't like any witnesses.

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Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween...

They don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.

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What do you get if you cross a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who knocks on your door for no reason at all.

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Jehovah’s Witness don’t celebrate Halloween

I guess they don’t appreciate random strangers knocking on their doors

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tedt93
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Why Jehovah witness don't celebrate Halloween?

Because the hate people knocking on their doors πŸšͺ

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on a Jew's door... [Re-post from r/Jokes]

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on a Jew's door.

Jew: "Can I help you?"

Witness: "Hello sir, I'm here to tell you about the great Lord Jehovah!"

Jew: "Is that what you call him? You know, we have a name for him too..."

Witness: "No way?!"

Jew: "Yahweh."

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