The Utah Jazz’s favorite musical artist used to be?
What do jazz lovers put on their potatoes at Thanksgiving?
Why is jazz a dog's favorite genre of music?
Because of the walking bass lines
Rasputin's career as a jazz pianist
... didn't take off until he changed his stage name to Felonious Monk.
For my Halloween party, I’m hiring a band of zombies that play a combination of R&B, soul and jazz.
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato with a jazz musician?
I forbid my kids from listening to jazz and classical music
Too much sax and not enough violins
Why did North Korea fail in jazz?
What does a jazz singer wear to bed?
What do you call a prehistoric lizard that sings jazz?
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff
When I was younger, I worked at a Honda dealership doing oil changes on other people’s cars because my bosses told me to.
Now I do it on my own Accord.
Did you hear about the musical duo that refused to play any smooth jazz?
They got done for sax evasion
[C'mon!! Just thought of this one and I fucking love iiiiit.]
What did the bee say to his wife?
No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.
I wrote a song about a Tortilla.
You could say it was more of a wrap.
Did you hear about the new Indian jazz trio that only plays Benny Goodman songs?
They're called Singh, Singh, Singh.
A saxophonist was told by his teacher that he needed to make his smooth jazz sound smoother.
The saxophonist left. Soon after, he returned, carrying a man wearing a pair of high end headphones.
”What in the WORLD are you doing with that poor man?” His teacher cried.
The saxophonist looked taken aback. ”You said I needed to make my music sound smoother.”
”So…?”
”I figured we would need an audiophile for that.”
Who’s the most popular jazz musician in Europe?
The trumpet player Kilometer Davis
Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?
My best friend, Davis, asked me how far I would travel to listen to my favourite jazz music.
Jazz icon Dave Brubeck's deli order?
Blue Rondo à la Turkey on Rye.
“Getting back into the swing of things.”
What do you call a suitcase full of stolen jazz instruments?
A jazz guitarist couldn’t play a gig at a venue that had only six electrical receptacles.
His equipment required a seventh cord.
What's Beethoven doing these days?
I've been listening to acid jazz recently
I don't know why it's called acid jazz but it smells great.
What did the jazz band from Nepal call themselves?
Why aren't jazz musicians missing their girlfriends during quarantine?
They're already used to the sex on phone
Why did the seafood-themed jazz musician's career tank?
What type of music are balloons scared of?
I listened to a jazz ensemble when I was at the ocean shore for vacation...
Nothing beats sax on the beach!
I saw a Jazz band last night, but they really sucked...
They really saxophoned it in.
Why did the jazz musician refuse to be quarantined?
Cause he was an outdoor cat.
Who gets jazzed up to dry off people in suits of armor after dark?
Hear about the jazz player that made a deal with the devil?
my boyfriend just shared this gem...
What do you call a Friar who's committed a crime?
A Felonious Monk!
Breaking news: Two minibuses carrying jazz musicians have collided on the country’s busiest road
Police say to expect long jams
I recently discovered whimsical jazz.
My favorite musicians so far are Derpy Hancock, Charles Dingus, and Smiles Davis.
Found this on YouTube. Know the difference, kids
I like jazz but my cannibal friend likes pop music
He thinks I have a weird taste.
Listening to smooth jazz always helps me fall asleep.
It a sure way to get my mellow tones in.
Got this one from my 5 year old. What do you get when you cross a sweet potato with a jazz musician
Why is North Korea bad at jazz
Jazz music is evil.
It promotes sax and violins.
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