Alchemies of Love Perfume Collection – 2022
Apotheosis of Rose: A riotous bouquet of heirloom roses, rare white lotus, ethereal iris, vine jasmine, white amber, succulent jackfruit, glazed apricots, candied flower petals, absinthe blanche, kotata berries, and blonde woods.
Esprit de la Terre: Dark loamy earth, olive flowers, pepperbush, birchbark, green cedar, sandalwood, Early Gray tea, rosewood, leather, gingergrass, coriander, oakmoss, vetiver, and ambergris.
Kara Sevde: An insouciant romance of blood oranges, Taif roses, peach blossom, Amasya musk apple, medlar, white pomegranate, and gin palace botanicals -- juniper, coriander, elderflowers, Primofiore citrus peel, angelica, Grains of Paradise, and violet root.
Poudre d'épicine: A luxuriant floof of gender neutral powder and Japanese musk with a soft enticement of mint creme anglaise.
Rosa Alchemica: Red rose, rhubarb, dark plum, Chambord, spicebush, cassis, lemon verbena, aphrodisiac golden amber, vanilla infused patchouli, opoponax, labdanum, guaiac, and botanical pheromones.
Among the Pines (re-release): A boreal meditation of Siberian balsam pine, Moroccan cedar, oakmoss, Hinoki cypress, Balm of Gilead, and Assam black tea.
Our limited edition Special Reserve perfumes for this release include:
Elation: White sweet oud, smoke tinged caramel and soft blonde woods smouldering in an intense luxuriance of Mai de Rose, red saffron, bergamot, rose geranium, aphrodisiac ylang-ylang, piquant nutmeg, and rare white ambergris.
Love Song of Shui Shin (rerelease): From an ancient Babylonian aphrodisiac perfume recipe... a gloriously golden seduction of dark honeycomb, 5 year aged labdanum amber, oud wood, spikenard, roses petals and bay leaves fermented in honey wine, and cedarwood incense. Heavy and sweet as the body of a beloved.
In other perfume news, we have finally restocked Raven. For lovers of nature and nature inspired scents… Roll in the Hay and Moss Maiden are now available in ultime concentration.
February’s Gift Alchemy
Rose Musk Alchemy, a sensual perfume alchemy of pangender musks and fresh hothouse roses will be available with orders over $50 (excluding shipping) starting February 1st. Available while supplies last.
I'm super excited about this, it's floral in best possible way! Do any of these catch your attention, what are your thoughts?
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
