Hilarious James Agee Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

*This is a literal Dad Joke my father used to tell when I was a kid about 30 years ago. He's almost 80 now and it still makes him laugh.* - So, there was this man named James Fart. Everybody made fun of him since he was very young. "James Fart! James Fart" the bullies used to make him cry...

He came of age among this suffering and at 21 was finally able to legally change his name. He arrived at the government office where he presented himself:

-I'm James Fart and I want to legally change my name!

Of course they laughed at him (everybody did) but eventually they all settled and came around to the situation.

-Ok, so... your current name is.. ·chuckles· James Fart... I'm sorry, I just...

-I know, everybody has been laughing at my name since as long as I can remember.

After a long and tedious process, everything is ready.

-Very well, sorry for the delays but you know how hard this protocols are. The good news: you are no longer "James Fart", what name do you want instead?

-Charles Fart.

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👤︎ u/gone11gone11

📅︎ May 06 2020

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Talking to my friend about Avengers 2

Me: Hey, how old is this Ultron guy anyway?

Friend: I don't know. James Spader is about 50.

Me: I thought for sure you'd know how old he was.

Friend: Why?

Me: The whole movie is about the age of Ultron, isn't it?

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👤︎ u/Pie4prez

📅︎ Jan 19 2015

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