How long does it take to beat a Sega game backwards? Ages...
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At age 18 I lost both my kidneys...
...from that day in I had adult-neys.
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︎ Apr 03 2021
Whatβs the oldest age someone could get a circumcision?
I just want to know the cutoff date.
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︎ Oct 16 2020
It would be shocking if this isn't a repost but I could not resist
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︎ Mar 08 2021
Me to my teen age daughter in the grocery store while I hold a melon.
βYou cantaloupe! Your too youngβ
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︎ Mar 10 2021
I havent read a book in ages. So i decided to start with a book of how clocks work.
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︎ Jan 08 2021
What do you call it when someone bellow the age of 18 has a problem
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︎ Dec 29 2020
At the age of 65, my Grandma started walking 5 miles a day.
She's 92 now. We have no idea where she is.
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︎ Dec 15 2020
When I was in florida I saw signs saying "animal sanctuary 5$." so I decided to follow them but when I got there it was just a middle aged couple with hundreds of house cats and one dog in a cage.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
Dad Jokes are like unvaccinated children.
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︎ Apr 03 2021
It has been scientifically proven that girls reach the age of puberty earlier than boys. Girls develop boobies around the age of thirteen...
...and boys develop them around the age of fortyβ¦
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︎ Dec 26 2020
The wife looked concerned when my son showed an interest in electricals at the age of 5.
He asked about the neutral wire.
I said "don't worry, its just a phase."
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Watched Age of Ultron yesterday..
I still don't get why there was so much fighting over how old the guy was.
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︎ Jan 23 2021
You shouldn't discriminate against first graders based on their age.
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︎ Dec 19 2020
I learned lock-picking at an early age
It has opened many doors for me.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Dad: when I was your age I ran a maratho
Son: you mean marathon.
Dad: no I didnβt finish it.
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Why is the time period from 476 - 800 ad known as Dark Ages?
Because it was the time of knights.
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Whats the difference between girls/women aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78
At 8. You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18. You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28. You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38. She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48. She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58. You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68. If you take her to bed, that will be a story.
At 78. What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you ???
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︎ Dec 19 2020
What do you call teenagers who pee in their pants at the age of 14?
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︎ Nov 29 2020
If Hermes was the messenger god, the he sure was lucky not to have met the god of pain and old age...
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︎ Dec 24 2020
They found bones of a homisapien who lived before the ice age. Some say he was the first hipster...
since he lived on the earth before it was cool.
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︎ Dec 07 2020
What do you call the time period between the Bronze and Iron Ages where humans learned to cure meat?
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︎ Oct 24 2020
If old age is catching up with you ...
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Why is dark written with a K not a C?
Because you can't C in the dark
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Apparently until the age of 10 ,
Sean Connery's son thought Humpty Dumpty, shat on the wall
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︎ Nov 27 2020
My son asked if I picked my nose when I was his age.
I told him βno, I was born with itβ
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︎ Oct 07 2020
What is an appropriate age to tell my highway it's adopted?
I feel like the 66 route is a little late
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︎ Oct 15 2020
Ive been reading this book called βThe A to Z of Northern Europeβ, but itβs taking me ages...
Not sure Iβll ever get to the Finish
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︎ Nov 06 2020
Out of all the inventions of the Bronze Age...
The shovel has to be the most groundbreaking of all
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︎ Oct 25 2020
What is the worst part about being a letter carrier in the middle ages?
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︎ Oct 23 2020
This aged well
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︎ Jul 09 2020
This aged well
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︎ Sep 26 2019
We all know it
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︎ Nov 01 2020
I donβt mean to brag, but I just put a puzzle together in 1 day...
and the box said 2-4 years!
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︎ Oct 24 2020
What do you call it when you throw a middle aged woman off a building and they come back to you?
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︎ Oct 23 2020
The best anti aging cream is being antisocial...
Without friends, nobody tells you happy birthday...
Without birthdays, you're not getting older!
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︎ Nov 14 2020
I like all cheeses, those blue ones, those aged ones, even those sliced ones...
but why does Trump want to make America grate again??????/
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︎ Nov 03 2020
After a Viagra salesman died from the effects of the drug, the company gifted his family a casket of a new, high-end material.
They call it mourning wood.
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︎ Feb 15 2021
What do you call a video of Sasquatchβs feet?
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︎ Apr 01 2021
When I turned 16, my dad told me it was time to get a job. βWhen I was your age, my very first job I had I worked with over 500 people under me.β...
βWow!β I said. βWas it some big corporation?β
βNo.β He replied, βI mowed the lawn in the cemetery.β
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︎ Jul 28 2019
Like most people my age...
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︎ Aug 07 2020
What's the Russian word for dry-aged steak?
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︎ Oct 06 2020
What's the oldest age someone could get a circumcision ?
I just need to know the cut-off date.
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It has been scientifically proven that girls reach the age of puberty earlier than boysβ¦
Girls develop tits around the age of thirteen, boys develop them around the age of fortyβ¦
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Why was it called the dark ages?
Because of all the knights.
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