What's the oldest age someone could get a circumcision ?

I just need to know the cut-off date.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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I havent read a book in ages. So i decided to start with a book of how clocks work.

It was about time!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robconone
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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What do you call it when someone bellow the age of 18 has a problem

A minor inconvenience

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jesus_the_gamer69
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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I disagree with those who say age is just a number

Age is a word

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bastelnd
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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When I was in florida I saw signs saying "animal sanctuary 5$." so I decided to follow them but when I got there it was just a middle aged couple with hundreds of house cats and one dog in a cage.

It was a Shih Tzu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HairyClefairy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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At the age of 65, my Grandma started walking 5 miles a day.

She's 92 now. We have no idea where she is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gradymegalania
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Dustin Diamond has passed away at the age of 44

His life came to a Screeching halt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevonicus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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Watched Age of Ultron yesterday..

I still don't get why there was so much fighting over how old the guy was.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyDumbHumor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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It has been scientifically proven that girls reach the age of puberty earlier than boys. Girls develop boobies around the age of thirteen...

...and boys develop them around the age of forty…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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The wife looked concerned when my son showed an interest in electricals at the age of 5.

He asked about the neutral wire.

I said "don't worry, its just a phase."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/d3adeyeduck
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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I learned lock-picking at an early age

It has opened many doors for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iomstmstdom
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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You shouldn't discriminate against first graders based on their age.

That's just sixist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Griffy_42
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Why is the time period from 476 - 800 ad known as Dark Ages?

Because it was the time of knights.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D3V1L420
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Dad: when I was your age I ran a maratho

Son: you mean marathon.
Dad: no I didn’t finish it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Whats the difference between girls/women aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78

At 8. You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18. You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28. You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38. She tells you a story and takes you to bed. At 48. She tells you a story to avoid going to bed. At 58. You stay in bed to avoid her story. At 68. If you take her to bed, that will be a story. At 78. What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you ???

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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If Hermes was the messenger god, the he sure was lucky not to have met the god of pain and old age...

Arthrites.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elliptical_orbit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What do you call teenagers who pee in their pants at the age of 14?

Peenagers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/burijazz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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They found bones of a homisapien who lived before the ice age. Some say he was the first hipster...

since he lived on the earth before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gunjeepcigarbeer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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If old age is catching up with you ...

... walk faster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vk6flab
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Why is dark written with a K not a C?

Because you can't C in the dark

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Mechatronix
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What do you call the time period between the Bronze and Iron Ages where humans learned to cure meat?

The Sausages.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kiltebeest
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Apparently until the age of 10 ,

Sean Connery's son thought Humpty Dumpty, shat on the wall

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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My son asked if I picked my nose when I was his age.

I told him β€œno, I was born with it”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edisonsucksdc
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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What is an appropriate age to tell my highway it's adopted?

I feel like the 66 route is a little late

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteWhenWrong
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Ive been reading this book called β€œThe A to Z of Northern Europe”, but it’s taking me ages...

Not sure I’ll ever get to the Finish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamdecal
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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After a Viagra salesman died from the effects of the drug, the company gifted his family a casket of a new, high-end material.

They call it mourning wood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jay-overthinks
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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Out of all the inventions of the Bronze Age...

The shovel has to be the most groundbreaking of all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Harvie_B134
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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What is the worst part about being a letter carrier in the middle ages?

All the chain mail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Middle age is when you have the choice of two temptations....

.....and you pick the one that will get you home earlier.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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We all know it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/oliv071b
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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The best anti aging cream is being antisocial...

Without friends, nobody tells you happy birthday...

Without birthdays, you're not getting older!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dantr1x
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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I don’t mean to brag, but I just put a puzzle together in 1 day...

and the box said 2-4 years!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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What do you call it when you throw a middle aged woman off a building and they come back to you?

A boomerang

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blueandgoldilocks
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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I like all cheeses, those blue ones, those aged ones, even those sliced ones...

but why does Trump want to make America grate again??????/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/piggysam
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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This aged well
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pragalbhv
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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This aged well
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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What's the Russian word for dry-aged steak?

"Moss Cow."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Like most people my age...

I'm 50...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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What did the cell say when their sister stepped on their toe?

Ow! That's my toe sis!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foxesarezuper
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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As my impeccably dressed co-worker has aged, incontinence has set in.

He went from dapper Dan to diaper Dan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Women should not have babies after 40.

That's too many babies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MookieV
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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What's six inches long, has a bald head and every woman loves?

A hundred dollar bill.

This is my dad's favorite joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoctorModalus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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It's true whiskey improves with age.

The older I get the more I like it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/herumdegumff
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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When I turned 16, my dad told me it was time to get a job. β€œWhen I was your age, my very first job I had I worked with over 500 people under me.”...

β€œWow!” I said. β€œWas it some big corporation?”

β€œNo.” He replied, β€œI mowed the lawn in the cemetery.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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What’s the oldest age someone could get a circumcision?

I just want to know the cutoff date.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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It has been scientifically proven that girls reach the age of puberty earlier than boys…

Girls develop tits around the age of thirteen, boys develop them around the age of forty…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Why was it called the dark ages?

Because of all the knights.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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