Ask Tommy.

Hilfiger it out.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SuperNova7039
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There was a 6 fingered man that everyone kept calling Tommy. Why?

Because that's his name.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/1Autotech
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13 2020
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Wife: β€œTommy said you’re giving up drinking for a month?”

Me: No, I said... β€œI’m giving up! Drinking for a month!”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fdharp0803
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 03 2020
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What's Tommy Wiseau favourite month?

Oh Hi March

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/walkies3
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What did the fashion designer Tommy do when he ran into a problem?

I'm not too sure, but Tommy, he'll figure it out.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bogmired
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12 2020
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You don't need to explain everything to Tommy...
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/apoorvm91
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Tommy bought a horse from a farmer for $250 and the farmer agreed to deliver the horse to Tommy the following day reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fvr_troll
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21 2019
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Why is Tommy Wiseau a good teacher?

Because all of his students get Hi Marks.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/StalinsPerfectHair
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 19 2019
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You don't need to explain everything to Bill. Bill Gates it. And the same is with Tommy. Hilfiger it out himself.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/v_cleaner
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10 2016
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Did you hear Tommy Shaw is a chef now?

He's got too much thyme on his hands.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LeifEriccson
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I really hate Tommy Wiseau's films.

I walked out of The Room more than once.

(Please don't kill me)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MagicPumpkin101
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 23 2017
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What does Trump and Tommy Wisseau have in common?

They both started as a joke but ended up finding success by being ridiculously bad

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fazr309
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24 2018
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The teacher asked, "Name three famous Poles!"

Tommy proudly answered, "North, South and Tad!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05 2019
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Looking for Shark Name puns

Creating a superhero for a project in english and we came up with the Loan Shark, just need names for what he goes by when he isn't fighting student debt. We thought Finn for his first name, but can't come up with anything else.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/r_slash_squid
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28 2016
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We brought our sons to their first wedding and after the service...

Little Joey asked his brother, "How many women can a man marry?"

"Sixteen." Tommy responded.

"How do you know that?"

"Easy." Tommy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the priest said, 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24 2017
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Whoopsie Daisy

My wife: "Honey after you get a vasectomy you have to go to regular check ups so we don't get a whoopsie daisey" Me: "Or a whoopsie Tommy or a whoopsie Bobby"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Scoob1978
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20 2016
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Dad-jokes at a blood drive are even more painful.

So I donated blood recently, and one of the Doctors(?) Nurses(?) for the Red-Cross named Tommy was a jokester. So I start donating and he is cracking all these jokes and at one point he gets to talking about his childhood. Tommy says, "When I was a kid I had a step-ladder." I asked him what was special about it afterwards and he said, "well I never met my real ladder, but this one did the job decently enough..."

Que groans from everyone at the donation center.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TurtleSmurph
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14 2013
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A Collect Call

When we were on a family vacation years ago my sister's new boyfriend made a Collect call so he could talk to her. She comes running in the room gushing, "Tommy called me Collect!"

Dad says, "Pssh...Why would you waste your time on a guy that doesn't even know your name?"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MardiGrasMaiden
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Ask Tommy.

Hilfiger it out.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SuperNova7039
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