Ask Tommy.

Hilfiger it out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperNova7039
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There was a 6 fingered man that everyone kept calling Tommy. Why?

Because that's his name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1Autotech
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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Wife: β€œTommy said you’re giving up drinking for a month?”

Me: No, I said... β€œI’m giving up! Drinking for a month!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fdharp0803
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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What's Tommy Wiseau favourite month?

Oh Hi March

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πŸ‘€︎ u/walkies3
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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What did the fashion designer Tommy do when he ran into a problem?

I'm not too sure, but Tommy, he'll figure it out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bogmired
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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You don't need to explain everything to Tommy...
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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Tommy bought a horse from a farmer for $250 and the farmer agreed to deliver the horse to Tommy the following day reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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Why is Tommy Wiseau a good teacher?

Because all of his students get Hi Marks.

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You don't need to explain everything to Bill. Bill Gates it. And the same is with Tommy. Hilfiger it out himself.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2016
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Did you hear Tommy Shaw is a chef now?

He's got too much thyme on his hands.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeifEriccson
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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I really hate Tommy Wiseau's films.

I walked out of The Room more than once.

(Please don't kill me)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagicPumpkin101
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2017
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What does Trump and Tommy Wisseau have in common?

They both started as a joke but ended up finding success by being ridiculously bad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fazr309
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2018
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The teacher asked, "Name three famous Poles!"

Tommy proudly answered, "North, South and Tad!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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Looking for Shark Name puns

Creating a superhero for a project in english and we came up with the Loan Shark, just need names for what he goes by when he isn't fighting student debt. We thought Finn for his first name, but can't come up with anything else.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/r_slash_squid
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2016
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We brought our sons to their first wedding and after the service...

Little Joey asked his brother, "How many women can a man marry?"

"Sixteen." Tommy responded.

"How do you know that?"

"Easy." Tommy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the priest said, 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2017
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Whoopsie Daisy

My wife: "Honey after you get a vasectomy you have to go to regular check ups so we don't get a whoopsie daisey" Me: "Or a whoopsie Tommy or a whoopsie Bobby"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scoob1978
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2016
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Dad-jokes at a blood drive are even more painful.

So I donated blood recently, and one of the Doctors(?) Nurses(?) for the Red-Cross named Tommy was a jokester. So I start donating and he is cracking all these jokes and at one point he gets to talking about his childhood. Tommy says, "When I was a kid I had a step-ladder." I asked him what was special about it afterwards and he said, "well I never met my real ladder, but this one did the job decently enough..."

Que groans from everyone at the donation center.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TurtleSmurph
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2013
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A Collect Call

When we were on a family vacation years ago my sister's new boyfriend made a Collect call so he could talk to her. She comes running in the room gushing, "Tommy called me Collect!"

Dad says, "Pssh...Why would you waste your time on a guy that doesn't even know your name?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MardiGrasMaiden
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2014
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Ask Tommy.

Hilfiger it out.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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