The elderly wife in church turned to her husband and said, β€œI’ve just done a silent fart. What should I do?”

He said, β€œChange the batteries in your hearing aid”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BritishTeeth11
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I heard Yelena Belova now uses a space gun as her main weapon.

It goes "Pugh Pugh" every time it's fired.

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