I put the punchline to this joke on Mr.Jackman's head.

If you don't get it, joke's on Hugh.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/digiBeLow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06 2021
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Hugh Jackman is making a live action Frosty movie where he joins the circus!

It’s called The Greatest Snowman.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/whaddayagondo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13 2020
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My friend does the same two impressions in every party. He is either Matt Damon or Hugh Jackman.

Maybe he’s Bourne with it. Maybe he’s Wolverine.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28 2019
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Hugh Jackman has signed on for a musical about a contest to create the best snow figures.

Tentative title: The Greatest Snowman

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IchWillRingen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08 2019
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Who needs Hugh Jackman - The new wolvarine.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EvenBetterCool
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 19 2017
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Daughter: "I really love Hugh Jackman"

Me: "What the hell is an ackman?"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hoodafakizit
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/four321zero
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 18 2014
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If Hugh Jackman ever got fat, would he become Hugh-J Assman?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NatalThunder
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 16 2014
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Hugh Jackman

So if Hugh Jackman is finished playing wolverine and stops being jacked; is he then a Hughman?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kigbit
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 08 2015
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The guy who played Wolverine on X -men was awesome

Hugh probably know him by Jackman

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Slymood
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05 2020
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My girlfriend gave me a hard time about thinking pink, red, and maroon are all the same...

I told her I can't tell the difference between Laurie, Grant, and Jackman either.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/a_leprechaun
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10 2019
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What would you call a stoned or drunk wolverine?

High Jackman

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Abjys
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 30 2018
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Dad just hit me with this

Step brother and I were talking about Hugh Jackman.

Dad chimes in "who is this Ackman guy, and why does it matter if he's huge?"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FOR_THALGOR
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17 2015
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Saw X-Men: Days of Future Past with my dad today and got one-upped on my dad joke...

Walking out of the theater I said, "All I have to say about Hugh Jackman is that his name is accurate. He was jacked, man!" My dad looks over at me, confused. He goes, "What are Hugh talking about?" Laughs were had.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/the_grandprize
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 25 2014
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Upon seeing the preview for "Prisoners"

"Don't mess with Hugh Jackman. He's got those long nails. And I hear he went to Michigan! Har ar ar ar ar..."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Gonorrhea69
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