Hughnion Jackman
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πŸ‘€︎ u/garbageboob
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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My friend does the same two impressions in every party. He is either Matt Damon or Hugh Jackman.

Maybe he’s Bourne with it. Maybe he’s Wolverine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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Hugh Jackman has signed on for a musical about a contest to create the best snow figures.

Tentative title: The Greatest Snowman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IchWillRingen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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Who needs Hugh Jackman - The new wolvarine.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EvenBetterCool
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2017
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Daughter: "I really love Hugh Jackman"

Me: "What the hell is an ackman?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hoodafakizit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2016
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πŸ‘€︎ u/four321zero
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2014
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If Hugh Jackman ever got fat, would he become Hugh-J Assman?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NatalThunder
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2014
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Hugh Jackman

So if Hugh Jackman is finished playing wolverine and stops being jacked; is he then a Hughman?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kigbit
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2015
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My girlfriend gave me a hard time about thinking pink, red, and maroon are all the same...

I told her I can't tell the difference between Laurie, Grant, and Jackman either.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_leprechaun
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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What would you call a stoned or drunk wolverine?

High Jackman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Abjys
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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Dad just hit me with this

Step brother and I were talking about Hugh Jackman.

Dad chimes in "who is this Ackman guy, and why does it matter if he's huge?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FOR_THALGOR
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2015
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Saw X-Men: Days of Future Past with my dad today and got one-upped on my dad joke...

Walking out of the theater I said, "All I have to say about Hugh Jackman is that his name is accurate. He was jacked, man!" My dad looks over at me, confused. He goes, "What are Hugh talking about?" Laughs were had.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_grandprize
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2014
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Upon seeing the preview for "Prisoners"

"Don't mess with Hugh Jackman. He's got those long nails. And I hear he went to Michigan! Har ar ar ar ar..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gonorrhea69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2013
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