Italian Mafia Puns

A list of puns related to "Italian Mafia"

There’s a rat in the Italian mafia

An impasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExExtrovert
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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Did you know that Jesus was with the Italian Mafia?

It’s true! His dad was the Godfather.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iusedtobeaplayer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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What do you call it when the Italian mafia bribes the judges of the Tony awards so they can control who wins?

Rigatoni.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLastJoe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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How does the Italian mafia carry out a suicide bombing?

They rig a Tony...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brickbaterang
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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Heard about the undercover cop in the Italian Mafia?

He was an impasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xianthamist
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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Daughter:I have a fear of heights....

Son: I suffer from a fear of clowns

Mother: My fear is of dying

Dad: Italian gangsters-thats Mafia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wildcharmander1992
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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3 pasta puns

What do you call it when the Italian Mafia fixes the awards for the best musicals?
Rigatoni.

What do you call it when a plate of bow tie pasta falls off of a skyscrapper?
Farfalle.

What's James Bond's favorite pasta?
Mini penne.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/infernalspawnODOOM
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2017
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What do you call it when the Italian mafia bribes the judges of the Tony awards so they can control who wins?

Rigatoni.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLastJoe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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