Long joke actually made up by my dad

A Mexican man was working in an Italian restaurant cutting up cured sausages for the pizzas in the back when immigration officers came for him through the front door, the owner runs to the back & yells into the back

said in your worst stereotypical Italian accent:

Pepé roni!!  


  I am sorry if I offended anyone

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👤︎ u/Nemo_Griff
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I work in a bakery, got this today

Customer points to the front label of a loaf of Italian bread and says "I can't read this, what does it say?"

I respond "It says 'Made from scratch'"

Customers says "I thought it was supposed to be made from flour!"

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