Punstoppable

Irresistable Puns

A list of puns related to "Irresistable"

I once owned a Venus Fly Trap that would lure fat unsuspecting insects into it’s maw using its sweet irresistible sap.

I called him Hannibal Nector.

👍︎ 12
💬︎
👤︎ u/GhostsoftheDeepState
📅︎ Jun 23 2022
🚨︎ report
Why did Cleopatra find King Tut irresistible?

Pharohmones

👍︎ 29
💬︎
👤︎ u/fermatajack
📅︎ Sep 23 2020
🚨︎ report
This pun was irresisTEAble (Apologies for quality) imgur.com/9elPpKl
👍︎ 39
💬︎
👤︎ u/kinghfb
📅︎ Nov 18 2013
🚨︎ report
Being on a diet has pushed me to do some very regrettable things. For example, last week my wife caught me cheating with 5 guys.

Their burgers are simply irresistible

👍︎ 9
💬︎
👤︎ u/mwanni
📅︎ Apr 28 2021
🚨︎ report
My wife mad a Easter bunny cake yesterday and my 5 year old made a great dad joke.

He ate half of one ear and then the other half. He says, "Sorry mom, it was irresistible."

👍︎ 18
💬︎
👤︎ u/MikeDSNY
📅︎ Mar 28 2016
🚨︎ report
At the garage sale today, there was this RC circuit kit being sold cheap because it was missing its resistors. I don't like electronics but I got it anyways.

The offer was irresistible.

👍︎ 8
💬︎
👤︎ u/Ciraus
📅︎ May 20 2017
🚨︎ report
Why was king tut so irresistible?

It was his pharoahmones!

👍︎ 2
💬︎
👤︎ u/TheGomeeez
📅︎ Aug 22 2018
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.