Ireland has the worlds fastest growing capital city...
Just had a dealer try to sell me a piece of stone he said was from Ireland and kissed by St Patrick. When I looked underneath it said 'Made in China.'
Why are Ireland going into another lockdown?
Because their numbers keep Dublin
Ireland has just introduced a maximum six person indoors rule. Where will that leave the seven dwarves..?
..one of them won't be Happy.
Have you heard about the population increase in Ireland?
Yeah, they say it’s Dublin.
Ahh.. nothing like the passing of the four seasons here in lovely Ireland
Easily my favorite day of the year.
Why is it better to get beer in Ireland than in Scotland?
Because in Ireland they Dublin size!
U2 is having a concert in northern Ireland.
Halfway through the show, the music stops and Bono stands middle stage clapping his hands every few seconds.
"Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies"
Without missing a beat, from somewhere in the front of the crowd a man bellows out in a thick Irish accent: "Well stop fucking doing it ya evil bastard!"
Did you know that Ireland and Iceland
are only one sea from each other?
Why is Ireland like a bottle of wine?
So I heard that due to Coronavirus, Ireland is cancelling St. Patty's celebrations...
They're trying to stop the infection from Dublin.
What country is the easiest to get an infection from the germs?
What do Ireland and amoeba have in common?
Ireland's economy isn't being affected as much due to COVID-19...
It would seem that their capital is always Dublin.
How far apart are Ireland and Iceland from each other
Why is Ireland the biggest country in the world?
Where do you hang your clothes to dry if it's raining in Ireland?
Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland. Every day it's Dublin
Have you ever noticed
that Ireland is one sea away from Iceland?
Did you know the population of Ireland is growing at a faster rate than any other country in the world?
It’s capital has been Dublin every year.
Two men are working on a shipping boat headed to Ireland...
They are both quality control managers and are instructed to check on the product before leaving.
They go below deck and open on of the boxes, and inside are hundreds of potatoes. One of them picks one up and notices that it’s a very odd shape for a potato. He picks up another and is also perplexed by its peculiarity.
He picks up a third and realizes that they are all shaped like penises. He says to his friend “I don’t think we can work on this ship with all these penis potatoes.”
So they go up to the captains quarters to quit. When they arrive they say “Captain, we cant work on this ship. We would like to get off.”
He looks them in the eye and says, “I’m sorry gentlemen. This isn’t a democracy. It’s a dictatorship.”
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Originally read on r/jokes , but reworded for brevity.
what separates ireland and iceland?
Did you hear that Ireland is going to begin broadcasting their own version of "Southpark"?
It's going to be set in Kilkenny.
Why is Ireland the best country to invest in?
It's capital is always dublin
Got this joke from another post's comment credit to u/Nah118
What do you call a fake stone in Ireland? A Sham Rock!
Happy Saint Patrick's Day!
Was at the zoo in Dublin Ireland today. Was very early and there was a group trying to spot the Snow Leopards in their enclosure without any luck. After a few minutes of looking I quipped Snow Leopards.... sNO leopards... well I laughed....
Why is Ireland a rich country?
No wonder that Ireland is a rich country, its capital is always dublin'.
Why should you always use public restrooms in Ireland before 2:39?
Because if you waited just a minute longer it would be too farty.
Proof of Ireland’s influence on Tolkien.... The Cliffs of Moher Door
Anyone ever notice that Ireland and Iceland are just a sea apart from each other?
What do they call diseased prison inmates in Ireland?
What's a fake rock from Ireland?
My mother is from a city in Ireland, and my father is Japanese.
Ireland’s worst air disaster happened today
When a 2 seater Cessna plane crashed into a graveyard.
Police have recovered 386 bodies so far, and expect that number to rise as digging continues into the night
I called work this morning and whispered, "Sorry boss, I can't come in today. I have a wee cough." He exclaimed, "You have a wee cough!?"
I said, "Really?! Thanks boss, see you next week!"
What country has the fastest growing capital?
Ireland, because it's always Dublin.
What country capital has the fastest growing population?
Ireland, every day its... Dublin.
Did you know that the capital of Ireland is the fastest growing city in the world?
Why is Ireland Always Getting Richer?
It's capital is always Dublin!
Which population has the fastest growing population?
Ireland
It's Dublin every year
What’s the Fastest Growing City on Earth?
The capital of Ireland.
It’s Dublin every day.
Did you know that Iceland is only one c away from Ireland?
Did you know the population of Ireland is growing at a faster rate than any other country in the world?
It’s capital has been Dublin every year.
Did you hear about the population in Ireland?
You know why Ireland is so rich?
Because it's capital is always Dublin.
Why do so many people invest in Ireland?
Because the capital is always Dublin!
Why is everyone investing in Ireland?
Because the capital is always Dublin
Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
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