I really wanted to watch the International Origami Championships tonight.
Sadly, it's only on paper view.
Where is the international sex shop festival held?
What do you get when you cross a mobster with an international standard?
You get someone who makes you an offer that you can't understand!
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A man orders some food at an international restaurant, but it’s difficult to chew and scratches up the inside of his mouth. He complains to the waiter that his food is painful to consume. The waiter replies:
“I’m sorry you don’t enjoy it sir. That’s one of our staple foods.”
Did you hear of the medical student who overzealously showed excitement over an opportunity to partake in a non-paying beginning program assisting an internal medicine doctor through a website? That’s right, the student showed intense internist interning interest over the internet
Why doesn't Santa have to quarantine before crossing international borders this year?
Because he's been in elf-isolation
We hired a Mexican guy as an intern for our software project.
Usually this intern job is for juniors, but in this case he's a señor developer.
Did you hear about the international Thanksgiving?
It was the overthrow of Turkey, the downfall of Greece, and the destruction of China.
What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun?
What’s the internal temperature of a TawnTawn on Hoth ? (Star Wars)
How do they clean the international space station
They use a vacuum cleaner
What’s the internal temperature of a Ton Ton?
If international currencies were a race
I'd bet the South Korean won
Scotland is celebrating their dwarves today!
It’s international wee men’s day.
Damn it! I missed International Left Handers day!
On the other hand, I’m alright...
What do you call a cook at The International House of Pancakes?
What is truck drivers' favourite dessert?
Why can't you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
I went to the doctor and told him, "Hey Doc, I think I have internal bleeding!"
He said that's where the blood is supposed to be and charged me $2,000.
Did you hear about the uprising at the international space station?
it was a revolution around the whole planet.
In solidarity with Ukraine, Car Talk has cut ties with…
their Russian Chauffeur Picov Andropov, Russian Gas Station Attendant Phillip Antopitov, Russian Intern Igor Beaver, and their Russian Vacation Specialist Ivana Veekoff.
Did you hear about the new international travel restrictions?
They’re a border line issue
Today (July 1st) is International Reggae Day
My friend thought he would play the part of the yellow internal part of a bird's egg, which nourishes the developing embryo in my play.
But I cast him as an oxen!
The yoke's on him!
Why should Australians be banned from international chess tournaments?
Cos they keep saying "check, mate"
Why don't the computers for the International Space Station use windows?
You shouldn't open windows on a space station
What's the internal temperature of a taunton?
Since it's International Women's Day, I'd like to point out some inequality: If my wife wears nothing but one of my t-shirts it's cute, but if I wear nothing but one of her t-shirts...
...I have to leave Home Depot.
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
Personally, I don't believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros.
There needs to be a balance.
A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.
I was going to smoke a cigar on International Women’s Day
I had a cigarette instead
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
Have you guys seen the International space station??
Its out of this world!
How it works is above me!
Someone tried to explain it to me but it flew right above my head!
After a long hour of deep internal reflection
What do you call someone who cleans the outside of the International Space Station?
While traveling internationally , I purchased a new car made in Prague for pretty cheap...
When I first started it, the Czech engine light came on!
Overheard at an international chemistry competition
Said by a British chemist: "I'll kick your arsenic!"
Said by an American chemist: "I'll kick your astatine!"
What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
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