Innovation ahead of its time
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tnethacker
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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They say the next big innovation in air travel is completely transparent planes, but I don’t know...

I can’t see it taking off.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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What do you call new innovations in knife technology?

Cutting edge tech

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cat_Cultist
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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I got a big promotion! I'm now the Electronic Innovation and Entertainment Information Officer for Elderly McDonald's Agricultural Enterprises.

I can't wait to put E.I.E.I.O. on my resume!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nesogra
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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There have been so many new innovations to buses recently...

They are really turning a corner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/treasureberry
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2017
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I’m thinking of starting an innovative condom manufacturing company.

Decided to call it Lay Techs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adamantcondition
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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I got innovative nail clippers for Christmas.

They’re cutting edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anddditburns
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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If you travel to the future and get decapitated

You'd be ahead of your time

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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Innovated Inventions
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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Moses was an amazing technological innovator

He was the first to download data from the cloud to tablets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ivegot_back
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Let’s hear it for the shovel...

Truly a groundbreaking innovation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darth-noxious
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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As a mail processor, my father was very innovative in his profession.

He really pushed the envelope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hibdob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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I'm thinking about writing a book about light bulbs

I think its a bright idea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdawgUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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A man comes up with a great idea for a new shipping method

A young man comes up with a great idea for a new shipping method. He designs everything himself, hires people to create models, and deduces that he can use old fashioned boating technology to increase shipping speeds by up to 350%. This is obviously a great innovation, so he calls up a former Business professor from college and gets into contact with a manufacturer. The manufacturer makes the man come in and present his design to the board of directors, so they schedule a meeting in two weeks.

At the meeting, the board is blown away. The man’s charisma, design, and equations all point to a massive innovation in shipping. The company is poised to make a huge profit. Construction starts immediately.

On his flight back, the man happens to sits next to his old buddy from high school, Jimmy. Jimmy tells the man that he has just blown the farming world wide open. His new GMO potato produces five times as much energy and has been the talk of the world. Jimmy says that all the news outlets have been reporting potatoes to be the next big superfood, and his design is poised to make him millions, if not billions of dollars. Jimmy pitches the man for the entire plane ride, and convinced him. They hop on the next flight back to visit the board of directors once again. The board is shocked. Both ideas stand to make billions of dollars for the company, but there is one slight problem.

The CEO says to the man, β€œwe know you have these two ideas. However, we can only allocate enough resources to make one of them profitable. I recommend you take some time off and really decide which of these ideas you want our company to produce. We can schedule a meeting in a few weeks if that works for you.”

The man says right back to the CEO, β€œI’m going to take a walk and clear my head. This is a big decision” and walks right out of the room.

Not even five seconds later the man comes back into the room and says β€œI’ve made my decision. Let’s go with the shipping method.” This shocks the CEO, who says β€œare you sure?? This is a billion dollar decision and you only took five seconds to think about it.”

The man looks back at him and says β€œwell, in this business time is moneyβ€” so I decided to make my decision schooner rather than tater”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BearGuru
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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There’s something off about that active circular saw...

But I just can’t put my finger on it...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HydrogenGamer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2018
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