I like to make jokes about using animal innards for food.

But people tell me they're offal.

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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/Wuellig
📅︎ Apr 19 2020
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I squeezed the innards of a pumpkin into a glass, and the result was just beautiful

In fact, it was gourdjuice

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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/Ganders81
📅︎ Oct 21 2017
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Force to be reckoned with.

Yesterday my girlfriend managed to break 4 eggs in a matter of minutes, and when the 4th one's innards were all over the kitchen floor, I said:

"You know normally you are a force to be reckoned with in the kitchen, but right now you're just a force that's wreckin' the kitchen."

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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/Radiomuted
📅︎ Jun 09 2014
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