Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Inflator"
Pump kin.
Inflation
Inflation blows.
Too much pier pressure.
Inflation.
I didn't want to let it down.
It's pointless.
Unfortunately he popped his clogs
You let me down, you let the school down, you let your friends down but most importantly, you let yourself down.
Automatic inflation is great!
“I’m pumped”.
Lies.
All lies, just fed to us by the big ballon and helium companies to inflate their prices.
The prices keep going up due to inflation
It was going really well until she popped her clogs.
Pump him up.
It's an air-rested development.
Love, Dad
Rapper 51 Cent got the bad end of the deal
Inflation
Inflation.
She asked me why they would do that for a jacuzzi store. I told her it was a guerilla tactic. She was not impressed.
Inflation.
The chickens keep going "Buck Fifty Buck Fifty Buck Fifty!"
Inflation
Inflation.
That's because I'm the Pumpkin-g flexes
I said, “That’s outrageous!”
He just shrugged and said, “That’s inflation for you.”
Wife: Last time I bought these, they were packaged 3 to a pack, but now they only come 2 per pack. Me: Sheesh....talk about inflation.
Yep. Inflation.
It’s just another product of inflation
David Bowie: "You look a bit down in the dumps, Bing. What's wrong?"
Bing Crosby: "my inflatable arsehole needs blown up."
Bowie: "Do you want to borrow my rubber bum pump?"
Bing: "Rubber bum pump?"
Bowie: "Rubber bum pump."
Older gent in front of me pipes up.
"You're certainly light on your feet!"
He looked so pleased with himself.
Damn inflation.
Her- "Why in the world did they start charging for AIR?!"
Me- "Inflation"
Well, that's inflation for ya
This inflation is out of control!
Inflation can really blow.
That's inflation for you
It’s due to inflation
Then it hit me
...and I noticed that the tire pressure was low. Me: Can you hand me some quarters so I can pump up the tire? Wife: $.75 right? Me: No, it’s $1.00 Wife: Really?? Me: Yeah, that’s inflation for ya Wife: 😒
Inflation prices are getting out of hand.
Damn inflation
Dropped this on a co-worker just now.
Them: ".. yeah and why do we even have to pay for air at the gas stations, we never used to."
Me: Well it's due to inflation.
I am confident I've seen this joke on reddit before, just happy I was able to execute it as good as possible. I got tingly when the conversation was heading this way and she dropped the perfect setup line. Grateful I've seen it before, pass it on and use it wisely.
Balloon prices are adjusted for inflation.
I blame inflation.
I guess the air compressor market is experiencing a bit of inflation.....
In his Mike-Rowe-Wave.
Experts say it is due to inflation
There is far too much inflation!
Inflation
(Actual joke told by my dad today)
Because high inflation rates
The rent is pretty expensive but that's mostly due to inflation.
Due to inflation
It’s because of inflation
That’s inflation for you.
It was due to inflation.
An older gentleman stops at a gas station to fill his tires up with some air. He looks at the pump and is shocked it costs a dollar to use! He goes into the store to get change, and says to the attendant, "The air pumps use to be free to use, I can't believe they cost a dollar now!" The attendant looks at and say, " What can I say, inflation."
I came home afterwards "Done it?" he said.
Me - "Yeah, bit of a piss take though, cost me 50p just for some air."
"Well, that's inflation for you."
Good one, Dad.
Dad: Is that 50 cents?
Me: Yes dad that is 50 cent.
Dad: After this bank robbery he's gonna have to adjust his name for inflation...
Me: Yeah dad, Snoop Dogg is now Snoopzilla. He used to be Snoop Lion.
Dad: Well maybe 50 Cent should change his name too. He has to beat inflation somehow.
Me: Wow dad, wow.
Inflation . . . . . . . Also serious economic issues in the United States which will hopefully be addressed soon.
He said: "Son now that you're older, I feel like I could use your opinion on some of my business decisions. Can I ask?"
Obviously I nodded yes.
Dad: "Well, 2 days ago I bought a couple balloons for 3 cents a piece. How much should I sell them for after adjusting for inflation?"
The nurse was trying to take my blood pressure, and couldn't get it at first. I told her I have deep veins and usually the cuff has to be inflated until my hand turns blue. She looked concerned, and I said, not literally blue, I was just being colorful. She did NOT laugh. Akward.
Said the carnival man as he handed me an inflatable ball with a devil on it.
That's inflation for you.
"This bouncy castle is twice the price of last year" Dad no "That's.." Please no dad "..Inflation for you" kids start crying
Inflation
Inflation
He said "inflation".
It’s because of inflation
It’s because of inflation
Inflation
He said "inflation".
Inflation...
Because they are "gas" stations.
Her- "Why in the world did they start charging for AIR?!"
Me- "Inflation"
The rental was $50, and the set-up fee was $1000 dollars. That's inflation for you...
The rent is pretty expensive but that's mostly due to inflation.
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