The alarm clock may be bulky, dirty, and poorly designed

But it's what's on the inside that counts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FaTb0i8u
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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Did you hear about the latest thing Donald Trump is trying to do? He’s planning to ban shredded cheese.

He just wants to make America grate again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Impulse-impulse
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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Channeled my inner dad while moving a friend

We had put everything in the U-haul except pillows, blankets, and a couple of lamps. I grabbed the standing lamp in one hand and the desk lamp in the other and said to the moving party, "even though these are kinda bulky they are surprising light."

They responded with confused silence. After a moment my sister responded with, "ooohhhhh ha."

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πŸ“…︎ May 31 2015
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