You have to pay for a Toupée.

A Toupée is a hairpiece used to cover up the bald spot on top of the head. It requires money to purchase one.

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👤︎ u/Angraa
📅︎ Aug 22 2015
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When satan goes Bald

There will be hell toupée

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📅︎ Jul 27 2019
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I just read about that guy who was arrested for hiding drugs in his wig.

Looks like there will be hell toupée

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📅︎ Jul 23 2019
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I never knew covering up my bald spot would cost so much.

But it's a price I'm willing toupée.

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📅︎ Jan 05 2019
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I was going to buy a hairpiece...

But I didn't want toupée.

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👤︎ u/IanGecko
📅︎ Oct 21 2016
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Did you hear about the barber who went bankrupt?

He couldn't afford toupée his bills.

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📅︎ Nov 19 2016
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Christina Aguilera and her boyfriend were in college...

Christina Aguilera and her boyfriend were in college. Now, Christina likes men with lots of testosterone, and her boyfriend was no exception, but the downside was, he was already losing his hair. "I would do something about it," he'd say, "but I don't know how much it would cost." One weekend they went to a student fair, and one of the campus groups was holding a couples' spelling contest. They were offering all kinds of gag items as prizes; condoms, jock straps, training bras, that sort of thing. The top prize for the winning guy was a hairpiece, valued at $100. So Christina helpfully suggested to her boyfriend, "If you won a bee with me, baby, there's a priced toupée!"

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👤︎ u/romulusnr
📅︎ Dec 18 2014
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The waiter at dinner told me there would be no charge. All I had to do was take off my fake hair.

To pay, or not toupée...

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👤︎ u/MSeltz
📅︎ Aug 20 2015
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If Satan goes bald....

There will be hell toupée

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