Fake Hair Puns

A list of puns related to "Fake Hair"

Told the wife the hair product she bought was fake sh*t. She asked how I knew.

I told her it's literally in the name. Shampoo.

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👤︎ u/Secrethat
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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If you think about it, we all put fake excrement in our hair

Sham-poo

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👤︎ u/AJ-Naka-Zayn-Owens
📅︎ Jul 09 2020
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The substance you wash your hair with isn’t made from real feces, it’s fake. You could say it’s sham poo.
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👤︎ u/idkwhatevsqwert
📅︎ Jul 13 2019
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Fake hair isn't free

You have toupee

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👤︎ u/Mad_Hatter_Bot
📅︎ Aug 08 2017
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If I washed my hair with fake shit, would it still be considered sham poo?
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👤︎ u/Sycsa
📅︎ Apr 27 2018
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The waiter at dinner told me there would be no charge. All I had to do was take off my fake hair.

To pay, or not toupée...

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👤︎ u/MSeltz
📅︎ Aug 20 2015
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A guy walks up to the convenience store counter and tries to buy a six pack with a fake $20 bill.

The elderly woman clerk quickly realized it was fake and became enraged!! She started screaming, grabbed his hair and slammed his head on the counter until he was out cold.

She was SO upset she had a counter fit.

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Sep 21 2019
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If Donald Trump wins tomorrow, there will be hell toupee
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👤︎ u/VeLZoR
📅︎ Nov 08 2016
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I out dad joked my own dad

So I’ve just gotten home from a run last night. My mum reminds me to wash my hair, and my brother quips in by saying; ‘Don’t forget to put some shit in your hair’ (toilet humour is the norm in my house).

After showering, I come back downstairs and find my brother. ‘Hey Rob (that’s his name), I remembered to put some shit in my hair … but I think it was fake.’ I say. He gives me a funny look. ‘I think it was sham-poo’.

My dad who is sitting nearby groans. My mum gives me a slow clap. I feel really proud.

That feel when pun is life.

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👤︎ u/bobulibobium
📅︎ Sep 23 2015
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He's not even a dad yet.

My husband comes out of the shower saying,

"I put fake crap in my hair"

"SHAM-POO!!!"

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👤︎ u/heatheranne
📅︎ May 17 2014
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Why is it ok to wash your hair with fake poop?

Because it's just a sham poo

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👤︎ u/Money_fingers
📅︎ Jun 23 2019
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