Human Hair Puns

but it does give me paws.

He’s telling a dumb blonde joke when a young platinum haired beauty jumps to feet, “what gives you the right to stereotype blondes that way?”she demands. “What does hair color have to do with my worth as a human being?”

Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to stammer an apology

“You keep out of this! She yells, “I’m talking to that little jerk on your knee!”

He gets to the hospital and they say "sorry but we have no human ears left, but we can get you one from a pig"

The man agrees and the transplant goes ahead. He grows out his hair a little so people won't notice and then waits for his check up.

The doctors ask "How are you enjoy your new ear?" and the man says "It's okay, but there's a little crackling in it"

(credit to my dad for trolling me)

Even though we've been out of college for years, my fraternity pledge son and I still get together every week to play some pool. This week, we were discussing werewolves and where they fit in the mythical creature hierarchy.

"Werewolves are obviously the best," he says.

"That makes sense you'd like them," I reply. "You're like halfway one already."

"Oh, is it because of this?" he asks, gesturing toward his hair, his beard, his hairy chest.

"No, cause you're a human when the moon's not full."