best natural dad joke I've ever made

The day after my son was born he was having trouble breast feeding. he got fussy and i was comforting him, i told him "it's alright that you didn't get it right away, you were only born yesterday"

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2022
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I asked the doctor how warm we should keep our house so our newborn is comfortable.

She said to keep it at womb temperature.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twaldofs
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2022
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You can only be young once...

But, you can enjoy being infantile forever...

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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