Since it's International Women's Day, I'd like to point out some inequality: If my wife wears nothing but one of my t-shirts it's cute, but if I wear nothing but one of her t-shirts...

...I have to leave Home Depot.

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👤︎ u/mkrjoe
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Why did Martin Luther King Jr. get an A in math?

He was good at finding solutions to inequalities.

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Got my SO while we were washing the dishes

She hands me what she just finished washing to dry.

Me: So where do I put this inequality?

Her: Inequality?... Grater... oh my god.

Followed by much groaning.

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👤︎ u/outkastedd
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