Indefeasible Puns

I always read that it's a no-no to buy land with no title.

If that's the case, then:

1. Why are so many properties being sold cheaply with just land rights/tax declaration?

2. Who buys these properties?

3. Why is it even legal to sell land without titles if it's prone to disputes/issues?

4. If I'm willing to go through the titling process, what should I make sure is present/available during the purchase process?

5. If I can get a free patent/title from the DENR, would that be strong enough to render the purchase of the land practically safe, or should I only resort to judicial titles?

Here are all of Bionano Genomic's Saphyr sales/adoptions that the public knows about between 4/1-6/30 (Q2)

1. https://twitter.com/JoeButlerUK/status/1397972474659225602
2. https://twitter.com/biowakeup/status/1402634580591628295
3. https://twitter.com/biowakeup/status/1392486450931847175
4. https://twitter.com/biowakeup/status/1382968278595862530
5. https://twitter.com/CNRGV/status/1400019562645667841
6. $253024.30 - 河南省政府采购网 (hngp.gov.cn)
7. $395233.10 - 河南省政府采购网 (hngp.gov.cn)
8. $225K - 中国科学院水生生物研究所条形码单分子分析仪采购项目中标公告 (ccgp.gov.cn)
9. NGDC - GSA (cncb.ac.cn)
10. Ctrl f 'UZ Lueven Hospital'. Note that this institution did not have a Saphyr before to the public's knowledge. FSHD Study
11. Please fact check me on this but I believe that the American Journal of Human Genetics had not used a Saphyr prior to this study - Optical genome mapping enables constitutional chromosomal aberration detection: The American Journal of Human Genetics (cell.com) ......Next-generation cytogenetics: Comprehensive assessment of 52 hematological malignancy genomes by optical genome mapping: The American Journal of Human Genetics (cell.com)
12. This is the one I am most excited about because instead of a 'Saphyr adoption', Wickhams entered a 'strategic partnership' which likely means several Saphyrs being bought - Horn blowing - Wickhams launched a general attack on structural variation detection highlands- mobile phone Sohu.com
13. [Bionano Genomics Announces Significant Progress in China (globenewswire.com)](https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2021/07/06/2258189/0/en/Bionano-Genomics-

Surely a son who moved in with parent on understanding that he would inherit would amount to an in personam exception against estate/ beneficiary under the will?

Phil

Sudden Lee

Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

So far nobody has given me a straight answer

I am currently in the hospital. I had a back operation yesterday. The surgical nurse came in my room and started asking questions about my back. She asked me if I had any falls during the last year. I responded just one. It was after summer.

She laughed and said in 20 years of doing this she never was told that joke.

Indian places are naan profit, Vietnamese places are pho profit.

..... Will get a reward.

Because they work on many levels

Well, toucan play at that game.

The Bushes

Me : For starters, I bring a lot to the table

Argon does not react.

Windows

Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.

They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.

I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.

She said apple-lutely

This happened a few years ago when my son was 6ish. When my kids hurt themselves and it doesn’t look serious I always do the “we might have to amputate that bruised hand” shtick with them. I’ve done it enough that they now roll their eyes.

So, my son got hit lightly in the face with a rubber ball. It wasn’t a hard hit and I could tell he was more upset by the shock of it rather than the pain. So I say “looks like we will have to amputate your nose.” To which he replies “then how will I smell?” And I say “terrible!”

It was my greatest dad joke ever. I felt like I could retire after that.