What do you get when you replace all of the incense in the Friar's Room with Marijuana?

You get a High priest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2021
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Found an ad for a prosthetic leg.

They said it would make a great stocking stuffer.

So anyway, I got to thinking that if I had to choose between this and a box of Christmas incense I would keep the leg for self defense. Because the femur of the season is more deadly than the myrrh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VoxTonsori
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2021
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I need some advice. My roommate is always lighting incense and it's bothering my asthma.

How do I deal with someone who is being so incense-ative?

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What kind of incense do Mexicans burn?

Pacholo!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dj-DaDboD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Why did the logician love using his incense burner?

It just made scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tobiasosor
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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There was a fire at the incense factory in my town...

Which led to an air quality alert of "jasmine".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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My wife hates it when I burn perfume sticks around her...

...she's very incense-itive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fizzmore
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2021
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Last night i caught a burglar in my living room. He was super chilled and smelled of incense.

I think the break-in was pre-meditated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/procrastiprov
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2018
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Did you know that some people set things on fire just because they enjoy the smell of them burning?

I was incensed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fragglet
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2021
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I asked my bf if he minds me lighting incense

He said, "no... What, do you think I'm INCENSitive?"

He was very amused with himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ismokeweedlol
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2016
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I had a job at the candle store...

but became INCENSEd and quit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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Dad Joked the wife in 2 languages

So I'm British and my wife is Korean. She is ALWAYS asking for tissue to wipe her nose as it's constantly running.

So joke 1: Baby, are you entering your nose in a marathon? Wife puzzled look Because it's always running.

This led to a problem, she didn't understand it straight away. I was incensed, I explained it and got a few laughs from the family but it wasn't enough, I needed the groan.

The next meal I tried again. In Korean, snot is called Nose water (direct translation). So with this in mind I said this 'Baby, we should send your nose to africa, it's full of water'. This led to the groan I so wanted....and an explaination as to why it was stupid....

Mission sucessful

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OptimusYale
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2014
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Old Spice!!! Polo for Men!!!

That’s my two scents..

I hope you are not incensed by the involuntary groan you just made.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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Fantastic pun from Wait Wait Don't Tell Me

They were discussing an advent calendar which had angered people because the part of Baby Jesus was played by a sausage.

One of the panelists, I think Mo Rocca, quipped that people were frank-incensed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asmor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2017
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If somebody insulted the Pope's Mother....

he would be "incensed" with rage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tencandancer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2015
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I replaced all of the incense in the Friar's room with Marijuana.

He's a High Priest now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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