Incenser Puns

You get a High priest

They said it would make a great stocking stuffer.

So anyway, I got to thinking that if I had to choose between this and a box of Christmas incense I would keep the leg for self defense. Because the femur of the season is more deadly than the myrrh.

How do I deal with someone who is being so incense-ative?

Pacholo!

It just made scents.

Which led to an air quality alert of "jasmine".

...she's very incense-itive.

I think the break-in was pre-meditated.

I was incensed.

He said, "no... What, do you think I'm INCENSitive?"

He was very amused with himself.

but became INCENSEd and quit.

So I'm British and my wife is Korean. She is ALWAYS asking for tissue to wipe her nose as it's constantly running.

So joke 1: Baby, are you entering your nose in a marathon? Wife puzzled look Because it's always running.

This led to a problem, she didn't understand it straight away. I was incensed, I explained it and got a few laughs from the family but it wasn't enough, I needed the groan.

The next meal I tried again. In Korean, snot is called Nose water (direct translation). So with this in mind I said this 'Baby, we should send your nose to africa, it's full of water'. This led to the groan I so wanted....and an explaination as to why it was stupid....

Mission sucessful

That’s my two scents..

I hope you are not incensed by the involuntary groan you just made.

They were discussing an advent calendar which had angered people because the part of Baby Jesus was played by a sausage.

One of the panelists, I think Mo Rocca, quipped that people were frank-incensed.

he would be "incensed" with rage.

He's a High Priest now.